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changeset 245:10081243cb31
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo
| author | HackBot |
|---|---|
| date | Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:22:22 +0000 |
| parents | 56d6e92c029a |
| children | ec6551229ecb |
| files | paste/paste.27707 tmp.lolo |
| diffstat | 2 files changed, 57 insertions(+), 75 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27707 Mon Apr 16 21:22:22 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ + +COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from +a corporation whose president codes in octal. + -- J. N. Gray +Linux is obsolete + -- Andrew Tanenbaum +In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended. +"The whole world is about three drinks behind." + -- Humphrey Bogart +One good suit is worth a thousand resumes. +Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat! + + -- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine) + (http://phroggy.com/) +Hypsilophodon + ___......__ _ + _.-' ~-_ _.=a~~-_ + --=====-.-.-_----------~ .--. _ -.__.-~ ( ___==> + '''--...__ ( \ \\\ { ) _.-~ + =_ ~_ \\-~~~//~~~~-=-~ + -=-~_ \\ \\ + _/ =. ) ~} + } || + // || + _// {{ + '='~' \\_ + ~~' +Quantos advogados precisa para trocar uma lâmpada? + +R: Quantos você pode pagar? +Hat check girl: + "Goodness! What lovely diamonds!" +Mae West: + "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie." + -- "Night After Night", 1932 + ______ + /` .' < + _ /` .' / + ..:::::.(_):::/` .' /' + .oooooooooo\ \o/ .-' /'. + .ooooooooo`._\_|.'___./`ooob. + .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&oooooob. + .oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@@@oooob. + .ooooooooooooooooooooooo&&@@@@@ooob. + doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@ooob + doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@oooob + dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@ooooob + dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@oooooob + `dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@ooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooob' + jgs `dooooooooobodoooooooob' + `doooooooob dooooooob' + `"""""""' `""""""'
--- a/tmp.lolo Mon Apr 16 21:22:06 2012 +0000 +++ /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 @@ -1,75 +0,0 @@ - -COBOL is for morons. - -- E. W. Dijkstra -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! -Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o -chama ``sumário''. - -- Franz Kafka -Arnold's Laws of Documentation: - (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. - (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. - (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the - first two laws. -...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality -tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. - -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague -Idiot, n.: - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human - affairs has always been dominant and controlling. - -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" -Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? -A: To stamp out forest fires. - -Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? -A: To stamp out flaming ducks. - ________________ ______________ - / \ / / \-___ - / / \ \ \ | - - \ - | | | / - \ _ | - / / \ / / // __ \ - | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ - | / \ | //\ __ | - | | \ \ /// \ -/ | _ | \ // \ | -| | \ | \ /-- // | -| | _\ /| / (o- / \| -| __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | -| | \ / ) / | - \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | - | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | - | | (*___) / | | - | | _ | (____ | | - | | //_______/ ####\ | | - | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ - \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / - | ____________/ \____ | - | / \ | - |_____/ \___________\ - /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ - / \ / \ - < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > - \ / \ / - \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ - ( .-, - / ) .' ( ___ - //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. - |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. - ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ - / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ - / \_/| \__/ | ( - | _\-' _ __ / `. - \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. - | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ - \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. - `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ - | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ - | | |\ / / ` - _ \ | / `v | - .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / - / .---. / `-. \ | - _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / - /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' - `.'_/ hjw -It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, -since it has no ears. - -- Marcus Porcius Cato