# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1334611342 0
# Node ID 10081243cb3158d8add7e06702b0b92c7f336421
# Parent  56d6e92c029ae2cb2e2f0d71f91e3a40fbf7bd40
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo

diff -r 56d6e92c029a -r 10081243cb31 paste/paste.27707
--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/paste/paste.27707	Mon Apr 16 21:22:22 2012 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
+
+COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
+a corporation whose president codes in octal.
+		-- J. N. Gray
+Linux is obsolete
+		-- Andrew Tanenbaum
+In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
+"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
+		-- Humphrey Bogart
+One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.
+Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat! 
+
+                -- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine)
+                   (http://phroggy.com/) 
+Hypsilophodon
+                               ___......__             _
+                           _.-'           ~-_       _.=a~~-_
+   --=====-.-.-_----------~   .--.       _   -.__.-~ ( ___==>
+                 '''--...__  (    \ \\\ { )       _.-~
+                           =_ ~_  \\-~~~//~~~~-=-~
+                             -=-~_ \\   \\
+                             _/   =. )   ~}
+                             }      ||
+                           //       ||
+                         _//        {{
+                      '='~'          \\_
+                                      ~~'
+Quantos advogados precisa para trocar uma lâmpada?
+
+R: Quantos você pode pagar?
+Hat check girl:
+	"Goodness!  What lovely diamonds!"
+Mae West:
+	"Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."
+		-- "Night After Night", 1932
+                                  ______
+                                /`  .' <
+                       _      /`  .'   /
+              ..:::::.(_):::/`  .'   /'
+            .oooooooooo\ \o/ .-'   /'.
+           .ooooooooo`._\_|.'___./`ooob.
+         .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&oooooob.
+        .oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@@@oooob.
+       .ooooooooooooooooooooooo&&@@@@@ooob.
+       doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@ooob
+       doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@oooob
+       dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@ooooob
+       dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@oooooob
+       `dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@ooooob'
+        `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob'
+         `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooob'
+          `doooooooooooooooooooooooooob'
+           `doooooooooooooooooooooooob'
+            `doooooooooooooooooooooob'
+       jgs   `dooooooooobodoooooooob'
+              `doooooooob dooooooob'
+                `"""""""' `""""""'
diff -r 56d6e92c029a -r 10081243cb31 tmp.lolo
--- a/tmp.lolo	Mon Apr 16 21:22:06 2012 +0000
+++ /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
@@ -1,75 +0,0 @@
-
-COBOL is for morons.
-		-- E. W. Dijkstra
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
-Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o
-chama ``sumário''.
-                -- Franz Kafka
-Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
-	(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
-	(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
-	(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
-	    first two laws.
-...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality
-tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software.
-		-- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague
-Idiot, n.:
-	A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
-	affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
-		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
-Q:	Why do ducks have big flat feet?
-A:	To stamp out forest fires.
-
-Q:	Why do elephants have big flat feet?
-A:	To stamp out flaming ducks.
-   ________________                             ______________
-    /                \                          / /            \-___
-   / /          \ \   \                         |     -    -         \
-   |                  |                         | /         -   \  _  |
-  /                  /                          \    /  /   //    __   \
- |      ___\ \| | / /                            \/ // // / ///  /      \
- |      /         \                              |             //\ __   |
- |      |           \                            \              ///     \
-/       |      _    |                             \               //  \ |
-|       |       \   |                              \   /--          //  |
-|       |       _\ /|                               / (o-            / \|
-|      __\     <_o)\o-                             /            __   /\ |
-|     |             \                             /               )  /  |
- \    ||             \                           /   __          |/ / \ |
-  |   |__          _  \                         (____ *)         -  |   |
-  |   |           (*___)                            /               |   |
-  |   |       _     |                               (____            |  |
-  |   |    //_______/                                ####\           | |
-  |  /       | UUUUU__                                ____/ )         |_/
-   \|        \_nnnnnn_\-\                             (___             /
-    |       ____________/                              \____          |
-    |      /                                              \           |
-    |_____/                                                \___________\
-   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\                        /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
-  /                  \                      /                          \
- <     B E A V I S    >          AND       <     B U T T - H E A D      >
-  \                  /                      \                          /
-   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/                        \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
-             (         .-,
-            / )      .' (       ___
-           //(.-"""-/ /\ )   .-"   "-.
-           |.'     _`.\// .-'         `..--.
-       ..--/-.   .'_` `'-'      ___    ( C\ \
-      /   /O\    / O\   |     .'   ```--`-|_/
-     /    \_/|   \__/   |    (
-    |     _\-' _   __  /      `.
-    \ ,--7  `.(_)_.| .'         `.
-     | C._)   `.___/' .---._      \           __
-     \    |       `. /      `-.    \        ,'  `.
-      `--'          Y          \    |       )     `-._.--.__
-                    |     \         |    _.'  .--.___.-'`--.\
-                    |      |        |\  /    /              `
-               _    \      |       /  `v    |
-          .'`-' `--._)     /::___.'     \   /
-         /    .---.       /   `-.        \ |
-      _.' _.-' `._ `-.   /       `.       /
-     /.--'        `-. `. \         `-.__.'
-                     `.'_/                    hjw
-It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
-since it has no ears.
-		-- Marcus Porcius Cato