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changeset 244:56d6e92c029a
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
| author | HackBot |
|---|---|
| date | Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:22:06 +0000 |
| parents | b400dff5f04d |
| children | 10081243cb31 |
| files | paste/paste.11095 tmp.lolo |
| diffstat | 2 files changed, 150 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11095 Mon Apr 16 21:22:06 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ + +COBOL is for morons. + -- E. W. Dijkstra +If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! +Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o +chama ``sumário''. + -- Franz Kafka +Arnold's Laws of Documentation: + (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. + (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. + (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the + first two laws. +...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality +tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. + -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague +Idiot, n.: + A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human + affairs has always been dominant and controlling. + -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" +Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? +A: To stamp out forest fires. + +Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? +A: To stamp out flaming ducks. + ________________ ______________ + / \ / / \-___ + / / \ \ \ | - - \ + | | | / - \ _ | + / / \ / / // __ \ + | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ + | / \ | //\ __ | + | | \ \ /// \ +/ | _ | \ // \ | +| | \ | \ /-- // | +| | _\ /| / (o- / \| +| __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | +| | \ / ) / | + \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | + | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | + | | (*___) / | | + | | _ | (____ | | + | | //_______/ ####\ | | + | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ + \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / + | ____________/ \____ | + | / \ | + |_____/ \___________\ + /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ + / \ / \ + < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > + \ / \ / + \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ + ( .-, + / ) .' ( ___ + //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. + |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. + ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ + / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ + / \_/| \__/ | ( + | _\-' _ __ / `. + \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. + | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ + \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. + `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ + | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ + | | |\ / / ` + _ \ | / `v | + .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / + / .---. / `-. \ | + _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / + /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' + `.'_/ hjw +It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, +since it has no ears. + -- Marcus Porcius Cato
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/tmp.lolo Mon Apr 16 21:22:06 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ + +COBOL is for morons. + -- E. W. Dijkstra +If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! +Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o +chama ``sumário''. + -- Franz Kafka +Arnold's Laws of Documentation: + (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. + (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. + (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the + first two laws. +...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality +tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. + -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague +Idiot, n.: + A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human + affairs has always been dominant and controlling. + -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" +Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? +A: To stamp out forest fires. + +Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? +A: To stamp out flaming ducks. + ________________ ______________ + / \ / / \-___ + / / \ \ \ | - - \ + | | | / - \ _ | + / / \ / / // __ \ + | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ + | / \ | //\ __ | + | | \ \ /// \ +/ | _ | \ // \ | +| | \ | \ /-- // | +| | _\ /| / (o- / \| +| __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | +| | \ / ) / | + \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | + | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | + | | (*___) / | | + | | _ | (____ | | + | | //_______/ ####\ | | + | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ + \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / + | ____________/ \____ | + | / \ | + |_____/ \___________\ + /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ + / \ / \ + < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > + \ / \ / + \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ + ( .-, + / ) .' ( ___ + //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. + |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. + ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ + / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ + / \_/| \__/ | ( + | _\-' _ __ / `. + \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. + | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ + \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. + `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ + | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ + | | |\ / / ` + _ \ | / `v | + .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / + / .---. / `-. \ | + _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / + /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' + `.'_/ hjw +It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, +since it has no ears. + -- Marcus Porcius Cato