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+
+TANSTAAFL
+---
+No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
+For this isn't really the norm.
+But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,
+So what?  Any pork in a storm.
+
+No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,
+It's risky enough when the weather is fine.
+But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar
+Cast even more perils before swine.
+---
+Ever since I was a young boy,
+I've hacked the ARPA net,
+From Berkeley down to Rutgers,		He's on my favorite terminal,
+Any access I could get,			He cats C right into foo,
+But ain't seen nothing like him,	His disciples lead him in,
+On any campus yet,			And he just breaks the root,
+That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,		Always has full SYS-PRIV's,
+Sure sends a mean packet.		Never uses lint,
+					That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,
+					Sure sends a mean packet.
+He's a UNIX wizard,
+There has to be a twist.
+The UNIX wizard's got			Ain't got no distractions,
+Unlimited space on disk.		Can't hear no whistles or bells,
+How do you think he does it?		Can't see no message flashing,
+I don't know.				Types by sense of smell,
+What makes him so good?			Those crazy little programs,
+					The proper bit flags set,
+					That deaf, dumb, and blind kid,
+					Sure sends a mean packet.
+		-- UNIX Wizard
+---
+Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
+---
+Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
+---
+If it happens once, it's a bug.
+If it happens twice, it's a feature.
+If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
+---
+Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
+---
+For adult education nothing beats children.
+---
+In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.
+---
+The system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday.
+---