# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1334611413 0 # Node ID ec6551229ecb7cf4a857f01a83aa3152c79edcc7 # Parent 10081243cb3158d8add7e06702b0b92c7f336421 run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---' >> tmp.lolo; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo diff -r 10081243cb31 -r ec6551229ecb paste/paste.23404 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23404 Mon Apr 16 21:23:33 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ + +TANSTAAFL +--- +No pig should go sky diving during monsoon +For this isn't really the norm. +But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon, +So what? Any pork in a storm. + +No pig should go sky diving during monsoon, +It's risky enough when the weather is fine. +But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar +Cast even more perils before swine. +--- +Ever since I was a young boy, +I've hacked the ARPA net, +From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, +Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, +But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, +On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, +That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, +Sure sends a mean packet. Never uses lint, + That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, + Sure sends a mean packet. +He's a UNIX wizard, +There has to be a twist. +The UNIX wizard's got Ain't got no distractions, +Unlimited space on disk. Can't hear no whistles or bells, +How do you think he does it? Can't see no message flashing, +I don't know. Types by sense of smell, +What makes him so good? Those crazy little programs, + The proper bit flags set, + That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, + Sure sends a mean packet. + -- UNIX Wizard +--- +Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. +--- +Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. +--- +If it happens once, it's a bug. +If it happens twice, it's a feature. +If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy. +--- +Your sister swims out to meet troop ships. +--- +For adult education nothing beats children. +--- +In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. +--- +The system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday. +---