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changeset 375:7473ef930028
<nortti> pastefortunes
author | HackBot |
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date | Sun, 06 May 2012 14:04:05 +0000 |
parents | df403fc4dffc |
children | 6e7245ac6c50 |
files | paste/paste.14206 |
diffstat | 1 files changed, 49 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14206 Sun May 06 14:04:05 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent. +----- +<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list. +[...several hours later...] +<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he? +<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha +----- +Our houseplants have a good sense of humous. +----- +No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com +voz paternal: +-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora. +-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira! +-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... +----- +Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. +----- + . ' . + + ' : ' + . : : . + : : + ' : : ' + . : : . + : | : + ' : | : ' + . ..|.. . a simple candle + :----: + : : + :' : + : : + : ': + : : + : : + \..../ eim +----- +You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough. + -- William Blake +----- +The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make +sense. + -- Tom Clancy +----- +A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela. + -- Max Frisch +----- +The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. + -- B. Franklin +-----