# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1336313045 0
# Node ID 7473ef9300280ff84b6ae84bac48e2c50505e61b
# Parent  df403fc4dffc251d323479c43d53938719e2dd15
<nortti> pastefortunes

diff -r df403fc4dffc -r 7473ef930028 paste/paste.14206
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+He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
+-----
+<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list.
+[...several hours later...]
+<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he?
+<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha
+-----
+Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
+-----
+No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com 
+voz paternal:
+-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora.
+-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira!
+-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... 
+-----
+Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
+-----
+       .   '   .
+            
+     '     :     '
+   .      : :      .
+         :   :   
+   '    :     :    '
+    .  :       :  .
+        :  |  :    
+     '   : | :   '
+       . ..|.. .               a simple candle
+         :----:
+        :     :
+         :'   :
+         :     :
+         :   ':
+         :    :
+         :    :
+         \..../     eim
+-----
+You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
+		-- William Blake
+-----
+The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
+sense.
+                -- Tom Clancy
+-----
+A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela.
+                -- Max Frisch
+-----
+The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
+		-- B. Franklin
+-----