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+A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
+a fund for his funeral.  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
+a shilling.  "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
+an attorney?  Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."
+-----
+Well, I think Perl should run faster than C.  :-)
+		-- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org>
+-----
+Nunca faça previsões, especialmente sobre o futuro.
+                -- Samuel Goldwyn
+-----
+We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
+(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
+-----
+There is in certain living souls
+A quality of loneliness unspeakable,
+So great it must be shared
+As company is shared by lesser beings.
+Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this
+That in immensity
+There is one lonelier than you.
+-----
+Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete
+vezes mais ou sete vezes menos?
+-----
+* Caytln slaps Lisa
+<Caytln> catfight :P
+<LisaHere> Watch it girl, I like that.
+<LisaHere> :)
+<Caytln> figures :D
+-----
+Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.
+		-- Darrell Royal
+-----
+IBM had a PL/I,
+	Its syntax worse than JOSS;
+And everywhere this language went,
+	It was a total loss.
+-----
+... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this
+business, it probably would be gibberish.
+		-- Thom McLeod
+-----