# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1336313372 0 # Node ID 6e7245ac6c50d2a0f3e8cffc23fbb6ef22474398 # Parent 7473ef9300280ff84b6ae84bac48e2c50505e61b pastefortunes diff -r 7473ef930028 -r 6e7245ac6c50 paste/paste.20091 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20091 Sun May 06 14:09:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to +a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate +a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury +an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them." +----- +Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org> +----- +Nunca faça previsões, especialmente sobre o futuro. + -- Samuel Goldwyn +----- +We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. +(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare) +----- +There is in certain living souls +A quality of loneliness unspeakable, +So great it must be shared +As company is shared by lesser beings. +Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this +That in immensity +There is one lonelier than you. +----- +Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete +vezes mais ou sete vezes menos? +----- +* Caytln slaps Lisa + catfight :P + Watch it girl, I like that. + :) + figures :D +----- +Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish. + -- Darrell Royal +----- +IBM had a PL/I, + Its syntax worse than JOSS; +And everywhere this language went, + It was a total loss. +----- +... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this +business, it probably would be gibberish. + -- Thom McLeod +-----