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+wisdom/`?
+See `? for further details.
+
+wisdom/?
+? is wisdom
+
+wisdom/??
+\\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯\\\?\\\ \\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯
+
+wisdom/☃
+☃ brrr...
+
+wisdom/⌨
+You are probably using one right now!
+
+wisdom/🐐
+🐐 <(Unicode goat laments your inability to render Unicode goat.)
+
+wisdom/$1?
+$1? ��\(��_o)/��
+
+wisdom/aah
+aah ambiguous acronym here
+
+wisdom/ais523
+Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good.
+
+wisdom/america
+This wisdom entry had to be removed due to a DMCA takedown notice.
+
+wisdom/atriq
+atriq or two
+
+wisdom/atrix
+Atrix is a brand of hand cream.  Not to be confused with atriq.
+
+wisdom/augur
+augur took no cakes.
+
+wisdom/banach-tarski
+"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
+
+wisdom/bicategory
+Bicategories are just categories where composition is only associative up to an isomorphism.
+
+wisdom/bienvenue
+Bienvenue sur le centre international pour le design et le déploiement des langages de programmation ésotériques! Pour plus d'informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Pour l'autre type d'ésotérisme, essayez #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)
+
+wisdom/bike
+Bike is from Luxembourg.
+
+wisdom/bird
+bird bird bird bird
+
+wisdom/boily
+boily is Canadian or something. We are not sure about Canada's existence.
+
+wisdom/bonvenon
+bonvenon Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-o: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)
+
+wisdom/bookwatching
+bookwatching is when you conflagrate birdwatching and the books used to identify them in the same object.
+
+wisdom/braid theory
+Braid theory is the theory of braids.
+
+wisdom/brain
+Brains are just receptacles for bricks.
+
+wisdom/brainf**k
+There is no such thing as brainf**k. You may be thinking of brainfuck.
+
+wisdom/brainfuck
+brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs.
+
+wisdom/brick
+Brick goes in brain.  The statutory punishment for perpetrators of brainfuck derivatives.
+
+wisdom/burma
+ask Bike
+
+wisdom/c
+C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
+
+wisdom/cakeprophet
+:>
+
+wisdom/california
+California is pronounced "Caliphate-ornery-I-A"
+
+wisdom/category
+Categories are just a special case of bicategories.
+
+wisdom/category-helpdesk
+category-helpdesk is a helpdesk with identity and composition. This channel isn't it.
+
+wisdom/category theory
+Category theory is the theory of categories.
+
+wisdom/cello
+4The 7high 8level 9stucture 2of 13Cello 6projects 4is 7inspired 8by 9/Haskell/, 2while 13the 6syntax 4and 7semantics 8are 9inspired 2by 13/Python/ 6and 4/Obj-C/.
+
+
+wisdom/certainly
+We don't know what certainly is for sure, but at least it isn't a functor.
+wisdom/certainty
+We don't know what certainty is for sure, but at least it isn't a functor.
+wisdom/claustrophobia
+Claustrophobia thought the wisdom database was getting too crowded, so left.
+
+wisdom/coffee
+Coffee is a strange hot brown liquid, often consumed, sometimes with milk and sugar. It contains chemicals considered stimulants.
+
+wisdom/color
+14C12101103o1106lor is 10a 1202p04henomenon 0810fr07om13 ou0211t050803e11r 1313s1302p04ace 13de0503sign02e13d0511 t101010o140913 d1304ri08v02e 10h12um081206an04i02ty i07110214ns0709a0804ne an0614d 11bri0813ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 0212age14 of Cth0211u1409l030610hu.
+
+wisdom/colour
+14C12101103o1106lour is 10a 1202p04henomenon 0810fr07om13 ou0211t050803e11r 1313s1302p04ace 13de0503sign02e13d0511 t101010o140913 d1304ri08v02e 10h12um081206an04i02ty i07110214ns0709a0804ne an0614d 11bri0813ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 0212age14 of Cth0211u1409l030610hu.
+
+wisdom/comedogenic
+comedogenic is something that causes comedy when applied to the skin, e.g. an accelerated cream pie in parabolic motion.
+
+wisdom/comonad
+Comonads are just monads in the dual category.
+
+wisdom/conspirabiology
+conspirabiology is where moth colourings form a dot matrix display to send you subliminal messages.
+
+wisdom/context
+context is a word with many meanings, depending on where it is used.
+
+wisdom/coppro
+coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.
+
+wisdom/cosplay
+Cosplay is the art of dressing up as people to show off to other people dressed up as people.
+
+wisdom/coulor
+Coulor is the correct spelling.
+
+wisdom/cpressey
+cpressey invented the esolang, the pipe cleaner and the electrical mouse.
+
+wisdom/cyberiad
+The Cyberiad is not just a book.
+
+wisdom/devious
+dumb
+
+wisdom/d-module
+D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them.
+
+wisdom/doesthiswork
+no
+
+wisdom/doodad
+Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors.
+
+wisdom/doodads
+Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors.
+
+wisdom/døsthiswork
+yes
+
+wisdom/egobot
+EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.
+
+wisdom/ehird
+ehird is the person who Taneb definitely isn't.
+
+wisdom/elliot
+No one was ever called Elliot.
+
+wisdom/elliott
+elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. And a lystrosaur.
+
+wisdom/endofunctor
+Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories.
+
+wisdom/endomorphism
+Endomorphisms are just morphisms which compose with themselves.
+
+wisdom/england
+England is [EXPUNGED].
+
+wisdom/esoteric
+This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.
+
+wisdom/#esoteric
+#esoteric is the only channel that exists. monqy is its centroïd.
+
+wisdom/europe
+Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.
+
+wisdom/eurovision
+Eurovision is the European way of looking at the world. For some reason it involves a lot of cheesy singing.
+
+wisdom/everyone
+Everyone in here is mad.
+
+wisdom/fact
+facts are lies. They are not there. Go away!
+
+wisdom/field
+There are two kinds of fields. Those where you can divide (except by zero), and those where you can conquer.
+
+wisdom/finland
+Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
+
+wisdom/finn
+Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').
+
+wisdom/finnish
+Finnish suomalaiset ei Perkeleistä on hakkapeliittaan.  Ei saa peittää.  Parasta ennen!
+
+wisdom/fiora
+Fiora is half JRPG fangirl, half SIMD dork, and all sucrose.
+
+wisdom/firefly
+FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon.
+
+wisdom/fizzie
+fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.
+
+wisdom/flagpole
+A flagpole is like a tadpole, but with a flag on top.
+
+wisdom/flower
+flower. what IS a flower?
+
+wisdom/fomething
+fomething denotes the obsolescence of clinical insanity.
+
+wisdom/footnote 8
+Isn't it fun reading through all the footnotes?
+
+wisdom/for further details
+who knows
+
+wisdom/for further details.
+See `? for further details for futher details.
+
+wisdom/for further details for futher details.
+See `? for further details for futher details.
+
+wisdom/freefull
+FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure.
+
+wisdom/friends
+Friends make graphs together / La la la la
+
+wisdom/friendship
+friendship wisdom
+
+wisdom/functor
+Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories
+
+wisdom/fungot
+fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.
+
+wisdom/gaspacho
+You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
+
+wisdom/gaszpacho
+gaszpacho is a polish soup, traditionally szerved cold for hot szummer days
+
+wisdom/gazpacho
+You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
+
+wisdom/gazspacho
+gazspacho is a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz
+
+wisdom/gazspaczo
+gazspaczo iz a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz
+
+wisdom/ghci
+GHCi is a local version of lambdabot. Cool, huh?
+
+wisdom/glogbot
+glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.
+
+wisdom/gonads
+gonads are the best punctional fondlegramming squishcture.
+
+wisdom/gregor
+Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
+
+wisdom/grimmargorp
+Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg!
+
+wisdom/hackego
+HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.
+
+wisdom/hagb4rd
+hagb4rd is one spacey fellow. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
+
+wisdom/ham
+Ham is a kind of meat. It is popular in Hexham, among other places.
+
+wisdom/haskell
+Unbound implicit parameter (?haskell::Wisdom) \   arising from a use of implicit parameter `?haskell'
+
+wisdom/heck
+Heck is where you end up if you don't believe in Gosh.
+
+wisdom/hello
+hello hello hello, what's all this then?
+
+wisdom/helsinki
+Helsinki is the capital of Finland. Its main suburb is Hexham, Northumberland.
+
+wisdom/hexham
+Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham.
+
+wisdom/homestuck
+Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus. Best summarized by http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05743.gif
+
+wisdom/hom-set
+Hom-sets are just sets of morphisms between two objects.
+
+wisdom/htdh
+htdh is help received from a hairy toe belonging to Don Ho.
+
+wisdom/hth
+hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous.
+
+wisdom/i
+i love monoids
+
+wisdom/ievan
+ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
+
+wisdom/intercal
+INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.
+
+wisdom/internationale
+You have been reported to the House Un-American Activities Committee
+
+wisdom/inverness
+Inverness is a city in Scotland. The ring road isn't multiplicative.
+
+wisdom/irc
+irc is useless.
+
+wisdom/itidus19
+itidus19 disappeared into a space-time anomaly
+
+wisdom/itidus20
+itidus20's entry has been censored.
+
+wisdom/itidus21
+itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
+
+wisdom/iwc
+iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science!
+
+wisdom/justice
+Justice is just behavior or treatment.
+
+wisdom/kallisti
+kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity
+
+wisdom/kmc
+kmc ran the International Devious Code Contest of 2013
+
+wisdom/lens
+A lens is just a store comonad coalgebra.
+
+wisdom/lettuce
+Lettuce is a vegetable with two dressings, join and meet.
+
+wisdom/lie
+Lies are even easier than monoids. They form groups, known as Lie groups.
+
+wisdom/lifthrasiir
+lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.
+
+wisdom/log
+I think you might mean !logs
+
+wisdom/logs
+1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11
+
+wisdom/luxembourg
+Luxembourg is adequate.
+
+wisdom/lystrosaur
+
+wisdom/lystrosaurus
+lystrosaurus is a genus of Late Permian and Early Triassic Period dicynodont therapsids, which lived around 250 million years ago.
+
+wisdom/mad
+"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.  "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.  "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
+
+wisdom/maths
+maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
+
+wisdom/maybe
+Maybe a is Just a or Nothing
+
+wisdom/metaturing
+This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil.
+
+wisdom/misspellings of croissant
+misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯
+
+wisdom/mnoqy
+mnoqy used to be monqy before the earthquake.
+
+wisdom/monad
+Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
+
+wisdom/monoid
+Monoids are just categories with a single object.
+
+wisdom/monoids
+Monoids are the easy version of categories.
+
+wisdom/monqy
+The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
+
+wisdom/morphism
+Morphisms are just elements of the Hom-set of a pair of objects.
+
+wisdom/nah
+nah no ambiguity here
+
+wisdom/narutoverse
+narutoverse is a place where they haven't heard of having a bus factor of >1. Sgeo drives the bus.
+
+wisdom/narutoversee
+narutoverse is a place where they haven't heard of having a bus factor of >1.
+
+wisdom/natural transformation
+Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors
+
+wisdom/ngevd
+ngevd is a fake wisdom entry. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼
+
+wisdom/nooga
+nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. Hug not allowed.
+
+wisdom/nooodl
+nooodl ain't a stupid person
+
+wisdom/northumberland
+Northumberland may be today a sparsely populated country... but SOON! THE NORTHUMBRAINS SHALL RISE!
+
+wisdom/nortti
+nortti boy. very nortti boy.
+
+wisdom/norway
+Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.  It's where the Nobel Peace Prize is announced.
+
+wisdom/¯\(°_o)
+
+wisdom/ø
+ø is not going anywhere
+
+wisdom/Ø
+Ø escaped due to a sensitive case bug
+
+wisdom/object
+An object is just something in a category.
+
+wisdom/oceans
+The pacific ocean is half the world and surrounded by fire. The atlantic ocean is less cool than its giant underwater moutain range. The arctic ocean is cold. The indian ocean is full of typhoons and non-eurocentric shipping.
+
+wisdom/oerjan
+Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian who hates Roald Dahl.
+
+wisdom/oklopol
+oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."
+
+wisdom/olsner
+olsner seems to exist at least.
+
+wisdom/oregon
+Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left.
+
+wisdom/ørjan
+Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers.
+
+wisdom/parsley
+Parsley is a girl in the South Seas. Persil est une demoiselle des Mers du Sud.
+
+wisdom/phantom_hoover
+Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.
+
+wisdom/phantom__hoover
+Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.
+
+wisdom/phantom___hoover
+Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.
+
+wisdom/phantom_______hoover
+It doesn't get any better than this.
+
+wisdom/phantom__________hoover
+OK you got me there.
+
+wisdom/phantom____________________hoover
+<span accent="British">Your soundcard works perfectly.</span>
+
+wisdom/php
+PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]
+
+wisdom/pi
+pi is a very round number.
+
+wisdom/pie
+I like pie
+I like pie
+
+wisdom/piet
+6Piet 4is 7a 8really 9colorful 2programming 13language.
+
+
+wisdom/pietbot
+Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot.
+
+wisdom/pizza
+Pizza is a kind of rhubarb pie made without rhubarb.
+
+wisdom/qdb
+qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat
+
+wisdom/qdbfmt
+qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
+
+wisdom/qdbformat
+qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
+
+wisdom/qdbrules
+qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
+
+wisdom/quine
+`? quine
+
+wisdom/quote
+Quotes are just elements of the quantum dilapidated bogosphere. See qdb.
+
+wisdom/quoteformat
+qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
+
+wisdom/résumé
+résumé is a French summary. Not a curriculum vitæ.
+
+wisdom/rhubarb
+Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, rhubarb: rhubarb rhubarb? Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb rhubarb.
+
+wisdom/rincewind
+Rincewind is a wizzard. He likes potatoes.
+
+wisdom/ring
+Addition, subtraction and multiplication have a certain ring to them.
+
+wisdom/scotland
+<Phantom_Hoover> it's that place where they all wear kilts and chase haggises around whilst warding off the loch ness monster with bagpipes
+
+wisdom/sgeo
+Sgeo is a language nomad. (Not to be confused with a language monad.) He invented Metaplace sex.
+
+wisdom/sgeolang
+sgeolang currently is either J or Io.
+
+wisdom/shachaf
+shachaf sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends.
+
+wisdom/siberia
+Siberia is the capital of Finland. It's where the Fields Medal was first synthesised.
+
+wisdom/soup
+What soup, Doc?
+
+wisdom/space elevator
+Like the shorter and more familiar strings of stringed musical instruments, the cable of a space elevator has a natural resonant frequency.
+
+wisdom/spam
+Spam is a delicious meat product.  See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/
+
+wisdom/structural subtyping
+Not to be confused with substructural typing.
+
+wisdom/substructural typing
+Not to be confused with structural subtyping.
+
+wisdom/sweden
+Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.  It's where all the Nobel prizes are announced, except the Math Prize.
+
+wisdom/szoup
+A szoup a szilárd tápszereknek híg alakban való elkészítése a célból, hogy könnyebben emészthetők legyenek; a hígító anyag a viz, mely feloldja s magába veszi a tápanyag legértékesebb részeit.
+
+wisdom/tadpole
+A tadpole is like a flagpole, but underwater.
+
+wisdom/tanea
+Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Hexhal.
+
+wisdom/taneb
+Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. (see also: d-modules)
+
+wisdom/tanebvention
+Tanebventions include D-modules and automatic squirrel feeders
+
+wisdom/tervetuloa
+tervetuloa: ask shachaf
+
+wisdom/the them
+Information on the THEM has been removed for national security reasons.
+
+wisdom/the u
+The U are a very mad people.
+
+wisdom/the us
+The US is the country opposed to the THEM.
+
+wisdom/this
+this is a word
+
+wisdom/thyme
+Thyme itself is only an abstract approximation of oregano.
+
+wisdom/torus
+Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented them.
+
+wisdom/tswett
+tswett is livin' it up with the penguins
+
+wisdom/u
+u monad?
+
+wisdom/ub
+ub is a saner hub.
+
+wisdom/united states
+See America.
+
+wisdom/unréliable
+unréliable is French for «peu fiable».
+
+wisdom/usa
+See America.
+
+wisdom/välkommen
+Hej och välkommen till den internationella knutpunkten för design och distribution av esoteriska programspråk! För mer information, se vår wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (För den andra sortens esoterism, pröva #esoteric på irc.dal.net.)
+
+wisdom/vorpal
+Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.
+
+wisdom/webcarting
+webcarting is not dissimilar to Mario Kart, but uses real, remote-controlled go-karts. Participants describe it as "the outlandish spectacle of real go-karting combined with the thrill and immersion of Mario Kart".
+
+wisdom/welcome
+Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
+
+wisdom/welcome.es
+¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en irc.dal.net.)
+
+wisdom/wercome
+エソテリックプログラミング言語のディザインとデプロイメントの国際な場所へようこそ!詳しく、ウィキを見て: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page。(他のエソテリック、irc.dal.netの#esotericへ)
+
+wisdom/west midlands
+Nobody knows anything about the West Midlands, and it has claimed the lives of at least two former regulars in this channel who tried to investigate so far.
+
+wisdom/wiki
+The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
+
+wisdom/wisdom
+wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø?
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+wisdom/you
+you a haskell
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+wisdom/zomgmodules
+ZOMGMODULES is a small blonde veterinarian
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+wisdom/zzo38
+zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.
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