changeset 281:fc1cbbc55228

<nortti> pastefortunes
author HackBot
date Sat, 21 Apr 2012 12:46:35 +0000
parents 6de769dca139
children 3599749a0c2f
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+The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane:
+	Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless
+	you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you
+	is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the
+	unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome.
+-----
+You are here:
+		***
+		***
+	     *********
+	      *******
+	       *****
+		***
+		 *
+
+		 But you're not all there.
+-----
+It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
+-----
+I don't know what Descartes' got,
+But booze can do what Kant cannot.
+		-- Mike Cross
+-----
+It is not enough that I should succeed.  Others must fail.
+		-- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's
+		[Also attributed to David Merrick.  Ed.]
+
+It is not enough to succeed.  Others must fail.
+		-- Gore Vidal
+		[Great minds think alike?  Ed.]
+-----
+BOFH excuse #343:
+
+The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes.  We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
+-----
+"Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser."
+		-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
+-----
+/*
+ * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
+ * possible RTT.  I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
+ * to talk to the University of Mars.
+ * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
+ * ftp to mars will work nicely.
+ */
+		-- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
+-----
+"One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".
+-----