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changeset 384:f21648f87766
<nortti> pastefortunes
author | HackBot |
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date | Fri, 11 May 2012 22:26:19 +0000 |
parents | 5a5aa9fe8746 |
children | a4314e53d8b3 |
files | paste/paste.1507 |
diffstat | 1 files changed, 34 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1507 Fri May 11 22:26:19 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? +A: 9 edge down. +----- +If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are +going to start thinking you're from New York. :-) + -- Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +----- +Diseases for Kisses (Hyperkarma): + A deeply rooted belief that punishment will somehow always be +far greater than the crime: ozone holes for littering. + -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated + Culture" +----- +I don't get no respect. +----- +Assembléia é uma cambada de parlamentares. + -- Millôr Fernandes +----- +"...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the +downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited +awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect." + -- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in "The History of Manned Space Flight" +----- +In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles. +----- +I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. + -- Biff Barf +----- +meetings, n.: + A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost. +----- +Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: + Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily. +-----