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+Q:	How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
+A:	9 edge down.
+-----
+If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are
+going to start thinking you're from New York.   :-)
+		-- Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
+-----
+Diseases for Kisses (Hyperkarma):
+	A deeply rooted belief that punishment will somehow always be
+far greater than the crime: ozone holes for littering.
+		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
+		   Culture"
+-----
+I don't get no respect.
+-----
+Assembléia é uma cambada de parlamentares.
+                -- Millôr Fernandes
+-----
+"...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the
+downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited
+awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect."
+		-- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"
+-----
+In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
+-----
+I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up.
+		-- Biff Barf
+-----
+meetings, n.:
+	A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
+-----
+Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
+	Ice Cream cures all ills.  Temporarily.
+-----