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changeset 259:d0ca155f5aff
<nortti> pastefortunes
author | HackBot |
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date | Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:32:05 +0000 |
parents | f9a660f78fef |
children | ce174261a641 |
files | paste/paste.8845 |
diffstat | 1 files changed, 56 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8845 Tue Apr 17 19:32:05 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development +That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you. + -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power +----- + ........ + ;::;;::;, + ;::;;::;;, + ;;:::;;::;;, + .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;, .,vnmnv%vnmnv, + vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv, + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;; mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;; nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;; mmmnv%vnmmmmm;; v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + `vnmmnv%vnmmmm, v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v; mmmmnv%vnnmmnv' + vnmmnv%vnmmmm;, %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;, nmmm;' mmmm;;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,. mmnv%v;, mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv' + `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv' +----- +"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." + -- Jane Wagner +----- +Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking? +----- +It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he +holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who +is there, but speed him when he wishes. + -- Homer, "The Odyssey" + + [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when + referring to scheduling.] +----- +I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than +reign among the dead. + -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91 +----- +Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut? +Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation. +Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut. + It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something. +----- +Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede. +----- +Blore's Razor: + Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. +-----