# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1334691125 0
# Node ID d0ca155f5aff4bbe31246a88d3611fe82c6b6563
# Parent  f9a660f78fefa64cff38b31f5b2bd8c4337c7c97
<nortti> pastefortunes

diff -r f9a660f78fef -r d0ca155f5aff paste/paste.8845
--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/paste/paste.8845	Tue Apr 17 19:32:05 2012 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
+That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb.  Thank you.
+		-- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
+-----
+                           ........
+                            ;::;;::;,
+                            ;::;;::;;,
+                           ;;:::;;::;;,
+           .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;,  .,vnmnv%vnmnv,
+        vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv
+      vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+     vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+    vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+   vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv,
+  vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+  vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;;    mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;;    nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;;      mmmnv%vnmmmmm;;      v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;;       mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;;     mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ vnmmnv%vnmmmmm  nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
+ `vnmmnv%vnmmmm,  v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v;  mmmmnv%vnnmmnv'
+  vnmmnv%vnmmmm;,   %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;'   mmmnv%vnmmmmnv
+   vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;,   nmmm;'              mmmm;;'    mmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
+   `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,.         mmnv%v;,            mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
+    `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
+      `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv'
+          `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv'
+-----
+"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
+		-- Jane Wagner
+-----
+Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
+-----
+It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he
+holds back one who is hastening.  Rather one should befriend the guest who
+is there, but speed him when he wishes.
+		-- Homer, "The Odyssey"
+
+	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
+	 referring to scheduling.]
+-----
+I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than
+reign among the dead.
+		-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
+-----
+Benny Hill:	Would you like a peanut?
+Girl:		No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
+Benny Hill:	You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
+		It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
+-----
+Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede.
+-----
+Blore's Razor:
+	Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
+-----