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+Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
+not have chosen a suit by it.
+		-- Maurice Chevalier
+-----
+I saw a man pursuing the Horizon,
+'Round and round they sped.
+I was disturbed at this,
+I accosted the man,
+"It is futile," I said.
+"You can never--"
+"You lie!" He cried,
+and ran on.
+		-- Stephen Crane
+-----
+ "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
+		-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
+-----
+"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,
+ but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,
+ you're an orgasm addict,
+ you're always at it,
+ and you're an orgasm addict."
+		-- The Buzzcocks
+-----
+No plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff --
+He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough.
+Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame
+And swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame.
+	(refrain)
+Puff, he grew so quickly, while others moved like snails
+And mini-Puffs would perch themselves on his gigantic tail.
+All the student hackers loved that fractal Puff
+But DCS did not like Puff, and finally said, "Enough!"
+	(refrain)
+Puff used more resources than DCS could spare.
+The operator killed Puff's job -- he didn't seem to care.
+A gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to be the end,
+But Puff trapped the exception, and grew from naught again!
+	(refrain)
+Refrain:
+	Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
+	And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.
+	Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
+	And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.
+-----
+"I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and
+ my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."
+		-- George Carlin
+-----
+He who minds his own business is never unemployed.
+-----
+"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
+		-- Voltaire
+-----
+Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years
+organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
+		-- David Broder
+-----
+QOTD:
+	"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
+-----