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+2005-09-18.txt:20:21:15: <Wildhalcyon> *please dont ban me*
+2006-08-01.txt:16:30:01: <asiekierka> Please, don't ban me and please, kick me from that channel.
+2006-12-30.txt:14:44:02: <oklopol> how does the thing work in freenode, if i should flood 500 lines of ososososososososososo here, would one of you get ops out of no where and kickban me?
+2007-08-19.txt:23:42:36: <oklokok> lament: please do not ban me
+2008-06-05.txt:20:21:53: <tusho> OH SHIT, now you have reason to ban me!
+2008-06-18.txt:23:50:59: <tusho> kickban me lament
+2008-06-18.txt:23:51:22: <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT
+2008-06-19.txt:00:00:38: <GregorR> <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT
+2008-08-10.txt:14:50:39: <tusho> fizzie: i won't believe it until you ban me
+2008-09-12.txt:16:56:55: <tusho> The op got angry at a guy for no reason, I pointed out an error in his reasoning, he responded with the same reasons and said 'got it?', I told him that his reasons were still wrong for the reasons I said, he opped himself and said 'GOT IT?', I told him that blindly asserting reasons while ignoring rebuttals and then threatening those who take issue with them is not acceptable and he could ban me if he wished, so he did, and says it's for 24 hours.
+2008-09-28.txt:21:38:11: <tusho> fizzie: better ban me now...
+2009-01-21.txt:12:14:37: <ehird> Indeed, I did that even before this new ban message.
+2009-02-05.txt:20:02:43: <oklopol> because, you know, lament would kickban me.
+2009-02-24.txt:18:45:52: <ehird> You are a dicksucker. Now get lament or fizzie to ban me.
+2009-06-04.txt:22:42:01: <ehird> I'd run my own specialized scripts to do some useful edits on WP, but people would ban me for BOTTING OMG
+2009-07-26.txt:17:22:15: <oklopol> i'd tell you who can't, but you'd ban me from your color matcher.
+2009-10-11.txt:01:02:10: <ehird> fizzie: like, I'm assuming in lojban means
+2009-10-23.txt:23:40:13: <ehird> lament: BAN ME
+2010-02-20.txt:00:05:16: <MissPiggy> alise I want him to unban me from #math
+2010-02-20.txt:00:41:45: <Libster> well lament isn't gonna ban me unless he doesn't it right now just to spite the fact i just said this
+2010-02-22.txt:20:10:17: <lament> oerjan: you have ops, you can ban me
+2010-03-01.txt:16:48:32: <alise> ban me
+2010-04-04.txt:23:57:07: <Quadrescence> fizzie: ban me too plz
+2010-04-25.txt:02:19:03: <alise> Nobody would ban me because I'm awesome; AnMaster wouldn't be banned because he hasn't committed an offence more egregious than being an idiot and a fuckwit.
+2010-09-04.txt:16:05:22: <alise> Darn, yes. So he can ban me.
+2010-10-17.txt:04:03:45: <elliott> feel free to kickban me, i'm collecting them
+2010-11-12.txt:03:17:02: <Sgeo> Confidence in the idea that you have no capacity to ban me
+2010-12-16.txt:04:21:00: <Sgeo> oerjan, I should not be on IRC tomorrow. If I am, feel free to ban me for the duration. Duration ends ... should really end Saturday, I guess, not Friday
+2010-12-18.txt:22:47:13: <Vorpal> ineiros, anyway, I never saw the teleportation ban mentioned by you. Only a "don't do that" for illegal move
+2010-12-19.txt:23:48:22: <elliott> oerjan: his request was, after all, in spirit eternal: if I give in to the temptation to IRC instead of homeworking, ban me.
+2011-01-26.txt:00:15:37: <elliottXP> oerjan: also, I'm going to cry every day unless you kickban cheater99. (if you kickban me, I will continue to whine every day until cheater99 is kickbanned)
+2011-02-21.txt:23:45:07: <elliott> one of these days oerjan will ban me and the channel will be peaceful.
+2011-02-24.txt:02:12:19: <elliott_> you can ban me for that
+2011-02-26.txt:20:54:52: <elliott> ais523: please don't ban me for twenty-four years
+2011-03-10.txt:00:19:26: <Gregor> elliott: Now unban me from #esoteric-minecraft or I ban you from #esoteric :P
+2011-03-20.txt:03:39:48: <myndzi> such as "ops may ban me from this channel with this command"
+2011-04-19.txt:18:35:39: <elliott> <Veinor> 'unban me'
+2011-04-21.txt:14:54:36: <elliott> oerjan: prepare to be flooded with "unban me"
+2011-07-05.txt:06:54:04: <elliott_> oerjan cant ban me for this because its not in channel mwa ha ha ha ha
+2011-07-22.txt:23:58:06: <elliott> ais523: its ok ur my pal i know you wouldn't ban me or anything
+2011-08-29.txt:19:29:39: <elliott> Would you ban me?
+2011-08-29.txt:19:31:00: <elliott> fizzie: So would you... ban me...
+2011-09-03.txt:02:53:14: <elliott> I'll unban me if you find a decent chunk of public domain OpenCL sample code because this reference is terrible
+2011-09-22.txt:08:01:54: <elliott> fizzie: You might want to ban me in advance before oerjan does it after logreading, btw.
+2011-09-22.txt:12:09:51: <elliott_> oerjan: if you don't read it, how will you ever find the evidence to ban me with
+2011-11-09.txt:22:03:49: <elliott> ais523: Better ban me.
+2011-11-09.txt:22:09:37: <elliott> ban me
+2011-11-12.txt:21:44:33: <oerjan> Phantom__Hoover: damn you, oh wait scratch that ais523 might ban me
+2011-11-19.txt:23:57:51: <CakeProphet> after they ban me.
+2011-11-22.txt:05:15:37: <elliott> oerjan: KICK AND BAN ME AND KALLISTI
+2011-12-20.txt:06:11:12: <elliott> BAN ME
+2011-12-22.txt:01:16:48: <elliott> ais523: hi, kickban me so i go to bed, thank you
+2011-12-22.txt:01:19:35: <elliott> ais523: or you could just kickban me!
+2011-12-25.txt:15:37:18: <elliott> oerjan: if you ban me ban everyone else too
+2011-12-26.txt:19:07:25: <Mathnerd314> ban me please
+2012-03-19.txt:14:49:07: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
+2012-03-19.txt:14:49:29: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
+2012-03-19.txt:14:50:58: <shachaf> Ørjan: Ban me!
+2012-03-19.txt:14:53:50: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
+2012-03-19.txt:14:54:22: <shachaf> oerjan: I'm expecting you to ban me.
+2012-03-19.txt:14:54:34: <elliott> oerjan: Op me then ban me.
+2012-03-19.txt:14:54:53: <shachaf> oerjan: Can you just pretend I did and ban me?
+2012-03-19.txt:15:11:06: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
+2012-03-20.txt:08:09:46: <shachaf> ais523: Ban me from this channel!
+2012-03-24.txt:20:11:42: <shachaf> oerjan: Tell elliott to tell you to ban me.
+2012-03-26.txt:23:45:15: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
+2012-04-20.txt:18:03:29: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me
+2012-04-20.txt:18:04:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me