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changeset 248:ae75e89bf09d
<nortti> pastefortunes
author | HackBot |
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date | Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:28:59 +0000 |
parents | 3688af9ca64c |
children | 2dea41d84927 |
files | paste/paste.7403 |
diffstat | 1 files changed, 40 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) [+] |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7403 Mon Apr 16 21:28:59 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ + +Fui comprar um par de óculos, experimentei vários, descobri que nenhum +fica bem em mim. Experimentei mais alguns até chegar à triste +conclusão de que eu é que não fico bem em nenhum dos óculos. Saí à rua +sem óculos e descobri que não fico bem. + -- Millôr Fernandes +--- +Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. +--- +The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman +is that one of them be good at taking orders. + -- Linda Festa +--- +BOFH excuse #389: + +/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null +--- +Brogan's Constant: + People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the + front of the bus. +--- +Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature :-) + -- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> +--- +"This is the element_data structure for elements whose *element_type = +FORM_TYPE_SELECT_ONE, FORM_TYPE_SELECT_MULT. */ /* * nesting deeper +and deeper, harder and harder, go, go, oh, OH, OHHHHH!! * Sorry, got +carried away there. */ struct lo_FormElementOptionData_struct." + -- Mozilla source code +--- +BOFH excuse #347: + +The rubber band broke +--- +Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people +so resolutely pursuing it. +--- +This place just isn't big enough for all of us. We've got to find a way +off this planet. +---