changeset 248:ae75e89bf09d

<nortti> pastefortunes
author HackBot
date Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:28:59 +0000
parents 3688af9ca64c
children 2dea41d84927
files paste/paste.7403
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+Fui comprar um par de óculos, experimentei vários, descobri que nenhum
+fica bem em mim. Experimentei mais alguns até chegar à triste
+conclusão de que eu é que não fico bem em nenhum dos óculos. Saí à rua
+sem óculos e descobri que não fico bem.
+                -- Millôr Fernandes
+---
+Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
+---
+The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
+is that one of them be good at taking orders.
+		-- Linda Festa
+---
+BOFH excuse #389:
+
+/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
+---
+Brogan's Constant:
+	People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the
+	front of the bus.
+---
+Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature  :-)
+		-- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>
+---
+"This is the element_data structure for elements whose *element_type =
+FORM_TYPE_SELECT_ONE, FORM_TYPE_SELECT_MULT. */ /* * nesting deeper
+and deeper, harder and harder, go, go, oh, OH, OHHHHH!! * Sorry, got
+carried away there. */ struct lo_FormElementOptionData_struct."
+		-- Mozilla source code
+---
+BOFH excuse #347:
+
+The rubber band broke
+---
+Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
+so resolutely pursuing it.
+---
+This place just isn't big enough for all of us.  We've got to find a way
+off this planet.
+---