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<nortti> run { for i in *; do fortune; echo '---' ; done; } | paste
author HackBot
date Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:29:01 +0000
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+Unfair animal names:
+
+-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
+-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
+-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
+		-- Gary Larson
+---
+You are taking yourself far too seriously.
+---
+What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism.  It's
+corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
+magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
+most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
+discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
+remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
+of individual rather than collective effort.
+		-- Susan Gordon
+---
+Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
+---
+Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
+the first one.
+		-- Confusion
+---
+Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
+---
+
+   |\                 _ _ _
+   | \,               | | |
+   |  |---------------H-H-H----------==<
+   | /'          /    U U U    \
+   |/           (     U U U     )
+                 `----U-U-U----'
+                      ^ ^ ^
+  big trumpet
+---
+I am looking for a honest man.
+		-- Diogenes the Cynic
+---
+Manly's Maxim:
+	Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
+	with confidence.
+---