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+2003-09-08.txt:13:33:21: <Doppelganger> Their is statues knowledgable found in eyes wrote our pursue, whose is alass a fostard of they allgearls.
+2004-05-18.txt:22:17:16: <calamari-> toreun: all those dotted lines are hard on my eyes
+2004-05-19.txt:01:10:07: <andreou> ugh, i'm so tired my eyes burn
+2004-05-27.txt:15:18:04: <Keymaker> Before I realized not so many mins ago that Befunge consist of single characters like BF and the code is in table, I was pretty confused when I was trying to figure 'is there any logic in this language?'. I was trying to think what syntax and instructions it used and didn't realize the different instructions were in front of my eyes as single characters. :\ (sorry, I just had to say this now because I forgot to say this totally ^ up there)
+2004-07-26.txt:21:46:11: <fizzie> I _should_ be fixing this symbianized pitch detection stuff for tomorrow since my vacation starts the day after tomorrow, but my eyes the hurt are. 
+2004-12-01.txt:22:34:15: <fizzie> Not much, but non-sleeping manifests itself as aching eyes and other symptoms.
+2005-05-05.txt:11:21:19: * pgimeno rolls eyes
+2005-05-14.txt:00:45:45: <Keymaker> and those are just some strange eyes although they look like eyes
+2005-05-14.txt:00:58:27: <Keymaker> oh, and some lines up i meant to say they're just eyes although they look like eyeglasses
+2005-05-23.txt:23:12:38: * GregorR-L 's eyes are opened.
+2005-06-28.txt:22:15:13: * pgimeno rolls eyes
+2005-07-09.txt:16:42:06: <tokigun> He looks good... except eyes
+2005-07-20.txt:01:03:37: * pgimeno rolls eyes
+2005-08-08.txt:22:41:55: <calamari> eyes exploded?
+2005-09-10.txt:13:52:07: <Aardwolf> Now all that's missing is an OS that does 10 first and then 13 :rolleyes:
+2005-10-06.txt:18:22:48: <nooga> o.O is an emoticon with big eyes
+2005-10-17.txt:05:51:41: * Robdgreat covers his face and closes his eyes tightly.
+2005-10-24.txt:05:11:27: <calamari> but glass makes my eyes glaze over when looking at it.. which is a sign of a sucessful esolang ;)
+2005-10-28.txt:04:07:46: <duerig> I once took a class on 'practical functional programming'. We were allowed to choose our own language for the course. Only one person was brave enough to pick Haskell. He showed us his code once and all our eyes bugged out.
+2005-11-02.txt:03:20:11: <GregorR> Well for one, 13,09they're never out to burn out your eyes in Freenode.
+2005-11-02.txt:03:20:22: <GregorR> Well for one, 13,11they're never out to burn out your eyes in Freenode.
+2005-11-02.txt:03:20:31: <GregorR> Well for one, 09,11they're never out to burn out your eyes in Freenode.
+2005-11-07.txt:03:25:55: <GregorR> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:XEyeStCdNYCSmall.jpg < Can anybody else get this?
+2005-11-08.txt:06:37:20: <GregorR> Try without the finger thing, just cross your eyes and try to make the images matchl.
+2005-11-09.txt:03:42:34: <kipple> when I cross my eyes everything gets so blurry that it is impossible to seee whether it is 3D or not
+2005-11-09.txt:03:48:57: * calamari likes crossing his eyes as hard as he can, then looking straight ahead through one eye.. freaks people out :)
+2005-11-09.txt:03:51:24: <calamari> the way I was taught to cross my eyes was to look at my finger (pointing up) and move it closer and closer to my face while still looking at my finger.  It sort of works automatically. 
+2005-11-09.txt:03:51:37: <calamari> of course one you train your eyes you don't need that anymore
+2005-11-09.txt:05:44:43: <Robdgreat> try crossing your eyes until the images merge
+2006-01-28.txt:19:01:42: <Keymaker> what's the point writing brainfuck in another language? that kind of programs have almost zero value in my eyes
+2006-02-01.txt:02:30:32: <GregorR> *eyes glaze over*
+2006-02-04.txt:07:29:31: * GregorR 's eyes glaze over ;)
+2006-02-26.txt:15:03:03: <GregorR> ihope: *hypnotic eyes* BUY THE T-SHIRT
+2006-02-26.txt:17:05:58: <GregorR> >o> <(Though our moths may be between our eyes...)
+2006-02-27.txt:16:23:27: <ihope> My emoticons look like they have two pairs of eyes
+2006-03-01.txt:20:28:16: * Sgeo eyes GregorR suspiciously
+2006-05-19.txt:21:38:39: <GregorR-W> *voodoo eyes*
+2006-05-23.txt:03:19:37: <ihope> I can cross my eyes just fine, but the other way's impossible.
+2006-05-24.txt:17:16:34: <GregorR-W> *lazer eyes at jix*
+2006-06-01.txt:20:36:00: <bsmntbombdood> lisp makes my eyes go all hazy
+2006-06-05.txt:22:29:59: <SimonRC> Argh!  My eyes!  http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/SF-Archives/Misc/Eye_Of_The_Argon
+2006-06-14.txt:23:17:59: * oerjanj boggles with eyes
+2006-07-25.txt:01:04:03: <GregorR-W> *eyes glaze over*
+2006-07-25.txt:16:52:27: <nooga> my cute eyes see somethin' new
+2006-07-25.txt:23:01:55: <Razor-X> It looks like some guy's eyes keep popping out.
+2006-07-27.txt:20:59:39: <Razor-X> *Makes girly eyes* Pweeeeez?
+2006-07-28.txt:01:21:50: <nooga> hills have eyes
+2006-07-28.txt:01:31:37: <Razor-X> Yeah, maybe I'm not that innocent after all.... *makes girly eyes*.....
+2006-08-01.txt:16:52:07: <Razor-X> C++ is better, not quite esoteric in my eyes.
+2006-08-03.txt:20:46:18: <GregorR-W> *stabs self in eyes*
+2006-08-04.txt:04:22:39: <GregorR> Making the whole system not open at all in my eyes.
+2006-08-20.txt:15:49:43: <ihope> "My first dream that I can remember was a nightmare. I was about 3 years old. I dreamed that my eyes popped out of my head and they were flying away from me and I tried to catch them, I never did"
+2006-08-22.txt:00:21:08: <pikhq> MY EYES! MY BRAIN! MY SANITY!!!
+2006-08-28.txt:17:58:56: <GregorR-W> Now I want to gouge my eyes out.
+2006-09-02.txt:06:49:46: <pikhq> Ow, my eyes. . .
+2006-09-04.txt:10:27:07: <GreyKnight> Like sticking rusty forks in my eyes
+2006-09-05.txt:17:25:43: * GregorR-W continues very consciously averting his eyes.
+2006-09-12.txt:07:59:04: * GreyKnight eyes the man-eating matrix warily
+2006-09-12.txt:21:16:49: <\x1B[2J> If you lookat it and cross your eyes a bit, you'll see a 3D face.
+2006-09-18.txt:23:08:49: <RodgerTheGreat> "look with your eyes, not with your hands (or other appendages)"?
+2006-09-18.txt:23:09:12: <GregorR-W> Funny, I always heard "look with your penis, not with your eyes"
+2006-09-18.txt:23:09:33: <feesh> look with your eye, not with your eyes
+2006-10-05.txt:22:52:45: * oerjan rolls his eyes
+2006-10-23.txt:20:06:35: <GregorR-L> *eyes glazed over*
+2006-10-29.txt:21:18:30: <pikhq> (Proof that BFM doesn't create horribly inefficient code that makes you gouge your eyes out, even *if* you're being fairly naive when coding)
+2006-11-22.txt:01:29:52: <RodgerTheGreat> My government teacher was insanely sexist. I was on numerous occasions tempted to prove to the class that she was a hypocritical numbskull, but I decided that remaining neutral in her eyes would be less dangerous than earning her hatred.
+2006-12-29.txt:01:52:14: <oklopol> oh my eyes hurt
+2007-01-03.txt:05:44:09: <CakeProphet> pikhq,  See makes my eyes hurt when I try to understand it.
+2007-01-23.txt:00:54:11: <CakeProphet> by the look in her eyes...
+2007-01-27.txt:12:21:27: <SevenInchBread> IVE GOT BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
+2007-03-17.txt:23:37:34: <SevenInchBread> rests in the smiley face and the bogley eyes.
+2007-04-14.txt:06:09:47: <oerjan> my eyes skipped that part
+2007-05-01.txt:00:22:33: <ihope> Look in a mirror and see if your eyes are green. That's a sure-fire way to tell, maybe.
+2007-05-15.txt:21:43:10: <oklopol> i don't see any real difference... might be this pain in my eyes
+2007-05-21.txt:18:15:09: <SimonRC> Ow my eyes!
+2007-05-23.txt:02:01:20: <oklopol> my eyes hurt like hell ------>
+2007-05-28.txt:22:14:30: <oklopol> oerjan: i've never had a hangover, beanbags are for keeping the eyes open :)
+2007-05-29.txt:22:12:34: <oklopol> the world through my eyes
+2007-05-29.txt:23:03:18: <oerjan> oklopol, avert your eyes!
+2007-06-11.txt:21:29:53: <oklopol> my eyes are singing
+2007-06-11.txt:23:33:20: <oerjan> but are your eyes different colors?
+2007-06-17.txt:02:34:49: <oerjan> "bini oculi" would mean "two eyes each", i think
+2007-06-17.txt:02:36:15: <oerjan> "Homines binos oculos habent" = "Humans have two eyes each"
+2007-06-25.txt:08:36:51: * oerjan thinks someone must think he has poor eyesight.
+2007-07-11.txt:13:59:41: <oklopol> it's just once i wake up i rarely feel like reading, since my eyes hurt like hell
+2007-07-20.txt:02:57:24: <RodgerTheGreat> Figs: what pretty blue eyes
+2007-07-20.txt:04:45:35: <RodgerTheGreat> Figs: what color would you say your eyes are- blue-grey?
+2007-07-20.txt:06:15:54: <Figs> No eyes?
+2007-07-21.txt:21:41:39: <RodgerTheGreat> Model M + OSX: beautiful interface for your eyes, and beautiful interface for your hands. :D
+2007-07-25.txt:00:21:24: <oerjan> maybe not even under four eyes, hm...
+2007-08-02.txt:21:53:33: * RodgerTheGreat closes his eyes and types something...
+2007-08-02.txt:21:54:01: <ehird`> Hello world I am typing with my eyes shut I wonder how this will turn out because I am wfollowing RodgerTheGreat 's examples of yes
+2007-08-06.txt:17:38:06: <oklofok> anyway, i often fall asleep reading, the pages just start having a random content, but pages will stay the same even if i close my eyes for a moment
+2007-08-09.txt:21:43:31: <ehird`> oh god the eyes bleed
+2007-08-09.txt:21:43:39: <ehird`> (the eyes would bleed even more if i had msn plus and could see the colours)
+2007-08-12.txt:20:26:44: <SimonRC> I think I was actually seeing out of my real eyes in one of them, but it was at 10am
+2007-08-13.txt:03:27:12: <oklopol> my eyes hurt a bit, i'll read that tomoeeow
+2007-08-13.txt:21:58:02: <oklokok> i have eyes :)
+2007-08-18.txt:19:16:40: <SimonRC> after all, you can move your eyes in both
+2007-08-19.txt:02:51:41: <oklokok> god the fan is hurting my eyes
+2007-08-26.txt:15:26:17: <ehird`> "note: lists-as-colours may only be efficiently used by little green men with exceptional eyesight."
+2007-08-27.txt:21:55:07: <GregorR> LICK HER EYES?
+2007-08-29.txt:22:45:19: * GregorR curses people with eyes.
+2007-09-10.txt:11:39:55: <oklopol> hmm... you must have really good eyes, if they're smaller than ours
+2007-09-22.txt:17:57:20: <g4lt-sb100> MY EYES!!!!
+2007-09-26.txt:22:02:50: <oklopol> http://www.siatec.net/archenemy/lyrics/deadeyesseenofuture.html well many, anyway
+2007-09-30.txt:09:06:20: <oklopol> or perhaps it's the fact i'm tired as hell and my eyes won't open
+2007-09-30.txt:11:23:59: <oklopol> well my screen is fairly close to my eyes, and i can always get closer if necessary ;)
+2007-10-07.txt:17:55:35: <ehird`> :rolleyes: is what most forums use
+2007-10-10.txt:20:47:30: <GregorR> I just stared at the middle and then chose the one my eyes were drawn to.
+2007-10-20.txt:01:58:21: <oklopol> eyes... closing... okokoko
+2007-10-21.txt:20:09:32: <ehird`> (right after laughing at xeyes working on windows)
+2007-10-21.txt:21:00:54: <ehird`> xeyes runs
+2007-10-24.txt:16:18:10: <ehird`> but it's immediate to my eyes ;)
+2007-10-25.txt:21:14:23: * ehird` rolls eyes
+2007-10-27.txt:17:12:16: * ehird` rolls eyes
+2007-10-28.txt:00:11:53: * GregorR 's eyes glow.
+2007-11-04.txt:19:38:13: <oklopol> i'm so tired i can barely keep my eyes opn
+2007-11-09.txt:17:51:19: <ehird`> that site makes my eyes bleed
+2007-11-24.txt:14:54:19: <ehird`> rolleyes
+2007-12-10.txt:00:46:30: <oklopol> oerjan: i often cry because of my malfunctioning eyes, never because i'm sad; is that a problem regarding chuck'ness?
+2007-12-12.txt:01:09:03: <oerjan> what _is_ the smiley for rolling eyes anyhow.
+2007-12-17.txt:23:34:59: <oerjan> ah, there are the rolling eyes i was looking for. 9_9
+2007-12-17.txt:23:36:00: <DocWilco> >_> is often shifty eyes
+2007-12-17.txt:23:36:18: <oklopol> "my eyes goin thattaway, me going thisaway"
+2007-12-29.txt:04:18:59: <oklofok> i guess those might be readable, but the font is too small for my eyes
+2008-01-03.txt:05:46:43: <oklopol> the eyes cannot make out the text
+2008-01-03.txt:05:47:48: <oklopol> yes, but my eyes are too distracted
+2008-01-05.txt:21:45:55: <Hiato> by "the part" I mean "interesting, new to my eyes and different from everything I have seen thus far"
+2008-01-06.txt:15:05:21: <Hiato> yes, im all eyes
+2008-01-10.txt:19:50:43: <Hiato> doth thou fail to comprehend the expressions put forth by my hand, to thine eyes, fellow interlocutor?
+2008-01-17.txt:05:45:48: <bsmntbombdood> i was talking about an average attractiveness rating, and you were talking about the average distance betweens eyes, etc
+2008-01-23.txt:05:32:13: <pikhq> "You don't need your eyes to see."
+2008-01-23.txt:05:33:39: <pikhq> He is literally saying that he can leave his body, and see without his eyes.
+2008-01-23.txt:20:25:42: <ehird> 1. it looks like some kind of mountain, if you squint your eyes
+2008-01-27.txt:05:44:04: <oklopol> (read 1 first, then 6, so naturally the robot in the last picture was oscar in my eyes)
+2008-01-28.txt:21:15:18: * eagle-101 covers his eyes from the bright light that just went on.
+2008-01-28.txt:21:20:31: <RodgerTheGreat> eyes have a semi- reflective rear coating, however.
+2008-02-14.txt:21:36:47: <slereah_> String theory. Although right now, all eyes are turned to that one guy who cooked up a theory at home!
+2008-02-16.txt:05:25:43: <Sukoshi`> I mean, isn't what makes America great its independent spirit and non-government reliance? *rolls eyes*
+2008-02-19.txt:20:15:10: <ehird`> and eviller. red eyes.
+2008-02-21.txt:00:51:41: <Slereah> Though I keep my eyes on the screen. Once in a while, I'm one key off and write gibberish.
+2008-02-29.txt:20:47:43: <Sgeo> No, it was something you wore over your eyes, and when it detected REM, it flashed lights repeatedly
+2008-03-04.txt:17:53:20: <RodgerTheGreat> AND THE LORD SAID UNTO NOAH, "SMITE NOT THE UNCLEAN ANIMALS FOR THEY ARE SACRED IN THE EYES OF THE LORD"
+2008-03-04.txt:22:02:37: <oklopol> that's the problem with laws, in most peoples' eyes, nothing can be forbidden, things can only have a punishment.
+2008-03-07.txt:01:20:16: <slereah__> Wouldn't highlighting the +- and all result in a terrible eyesore?
+2008-03-07.txt:01:21:35: <slereah__> Then I reiterate my remark : wouldn't that be a terrible eyesore?
+2008-03-24.txt:19:07:05: <asiekierka> B is "punch you in the body", E is "punch you in the eyes", H is "punch you in the head"...
+2008-03-31.txt:19:20:02: <SimonRC> ehird: ouch my eyes
+2008-04-04.txt:21:40:42: <RodgerTheGreat> well, are you suggesting that oil paintings capture anywhere near as many properties of light and color as our eyes are capable of experiencing? Art is representational
+2008-04-04.txt:21:43:36: <SimonRC> the pixels in our eyes are arranged in an array with directions in it
+2008-04-04.txt:21:45:11: <RodgerTheGreat> "pixels" in our eyes are not arranged in a uniform pattern. Cone response to color is not restricted to their main target color, and different cone types are not overlaid, they're staggered randomly
+2008-04-05.txt:03:46:20: <RodgerTheGreat> the eyes look kinda odd, but I suppose it just adds to the effect
+2008-04-05.txt:03:47:30: <GregorR> I've learned from experience that you don't use fine details on CafePress T-shirts - the result fades into the abyss very quickly - so I had to GIMP-warp some of the lines a bit, which, yeah, weirded the eyes, but I don't think it hurts particularly :P
+2008-04-05.txt:21:23:57: <RodgerTheGreat> I actually do better just closing my eyes and visualizing the keyboard as I listen
+2008-04-07.txt:18:08:53: <AnMaster> that makes my eyes hirt
+2008-04-07.txt:23:27:18: <ehird> my eyes hurt
+2008-04-07.txt:23:27:38: <ehird> lament: squint your eyes when looking at it
+2008-04-07.txt:23:50:49: <SimonRC> static types not only appear in the code right before your eyes, but Eclipse will give you a red squiggly line if you screw up
+2008-04-08.txt:18:25:50: <ehird> After a while the recursion would just hurt your eyes.
+2008-04-20.txt:19:53:10: <SimonRC> nice screen-scraping :rolleyes:
+2008-04-26.txt:14:52:09: <ehird> Silly idea: Make your cursor transparent, put xeyes in each corner.
+2008-04-27.txt:00:13:35: <ehird> evincarofautumn: there's something wrong with your eyes and mouth
+2008-04-27.txt:00:27:06: <evincarofautumn> And yes, my eyes and mouth have become suspiciously Japanese all o' sudden.
+2008-04-27.txt:17:35:36: <ehird> >.< means your eyes are broken
+2008-05-02.txt:01:53:12: <ehird> evincar: Eurgh. My eyes broke.,
+2008-05-02.txt:18:19:30: <ehird> AnMaster: I was, in an evil-maniac-grin-with-bloodshot-gawping-eyes kind of way
+2008-05-18.txt:17:49:42: * ehird eyes suspiciously
+2008-05-26.txt:17:19:54: <ehird> the uppercase starts to hurt your eyes after a while htough
+2008-06-06.txt:00:25:49: <oklofok> well probably with THOSE MASSIVE EYES
+2008-06-14.txt:22:29:09: * GregorR averts his eyes.
+2008-06-16.txt:20:31:23: <tusho> :rolleyes:
+2008-06-16.txt:20:33:52: <GregorR> That's why I love mercurial. :notrolleyes:
+2008-06-17.txt:21:50:46: <Hiato> all eyes on oklopol
+2008-06-18.txt:01:15:16: <RodgerTheGreat> (if he says "that's not easy unless your eyes are prehensile", I'll know he's an infocom adventure)
+2008-06-18.txt:19:59:38: <tusho> ... with my EYES
+2008-06-24.txt:23:01:47: <Sgeo> "The term "Sgeo-cybernetics" was first proposed in 2005 by Reyes et.al."
+2008-06-26.txt:19:16:44: * tusho rolls eyes
+2008-06-28.txt:09:04:26: <oklopol> it's the eyes that are moving
+2008-06-30.txt:21:15:58: <ais523> many eyes make all bugs shallow...
+2008-07-02.txt:19:36:38: <tusho> Your eyes are borken :P
+2008-07-07.txt:19:33:11: <tusho> in which case, my eyes are deceiving me!
+2008-07-14.txt:23:58:32: <tusho> roll eyes
+2008-07-15.txt:00:13:41: <lament> eyes are pretty smart, unless you count them as part of the brain
+2008-07-15.txt:20:31:57: <tusho_> eyes shoot forward to the word, then shoot back
+2008-07-15.txt:20:34:11: <tusho_> Your eyes skip ahead to ++, and you read the two arguments.
+2008-07-15.txt:20:34:22: <tusho_> So it's not like an applicative language, but it still has skipping forwards with your eyes
+2008-07-15.txt:20:35:57: <tusho_> then your eyes will skip ahead to "what are we doing with these two piecesof data?"
+2008-07-16.txt:19:00:06: * tusho rolls eyes
+2008-07-17.txt:19:51:53: <tusho> our eyes hurt
+2008-07-17.txt:21:06:49: * tusho rolls eyes
+2008-07-17.txt:23:49:41: <tusho> WITH MY EYES
+2008-07-18.txt:10:44:29: * tusho rolls eyes
+2008-07-19.txt:22:51:11: <oklopol> eyes are getting tired it seems, SparseGraph -> StereoTypical
+2008-07-19.txt:23:28:54: * tusho rolls eyes
+2008-07-20.txt:05:04:12: <psygnisfive> its hidden from prying eyes
+2008-07-23.txt:18:47:00: <tusho> AND MY EYES. THEY ARE POINTING UPWARDS
+2008-08-01.txt:06:25:19: <oklopol> my eyes hurt
+2008-08-01.txt:14:32:01: * tusho follows ais523's head spinning with his eyes
+2008-08-02.txt:00:19:30: <SimonRC> :rolleyes:
+2008-08-02.txt:18:30:38: <ihope> Type it into a domain name service and watch it get registered before your very eyes.
+2008-08-03.txt:18:27:54: <SimonRC> :rolleyes:
+2008-08-04.txt:15:02:27: * tusho stabs ais523's eyes out
+2008-08-04.txt:15:03:02: <tusho> It's nuclear, so yours dissolves along with your eyes.
+2008-08-07.txt:18:34:27: <dogface_> "tusho" says that we cannot assume anything is true unless we've seen it with our own eyes.
+2008-08-09.txt:15:02:45: * tusho stabs his eyes out with a rake
+2008-08-15.txt:13:57:15: <oklopol> you don't even have eyes
+2008-08-16.txt:02:09:19: <oklopol> it was a blinking red zone in my eyes
+2008-08-16.txt:12:42:42: <Deewiant> AnMaster: so it's more likely the problem is in my background lighting, eyes, or brain. :-)
+2008-08-16.txt:12:45:41: <AnMaster> really hurts my eyes
+2008-08-22.txt:16:51:24: * tusho eyes his pirated Adobe CS3 icons
+2008-08-22.txt:19:28:09: <psygnisfive> ive decided that anime humans, with their big watery eyes, are a different species of human that evolved from tarsiers instead of other primates.
+2008-08-22.txt:19:33:11: <AnMaster> <psygnisfive> ive decided that anime humans, with their big watery eyes, are a different species of human that evolved from tarsiers instead of other primates. <-- hahha :D
+2008-08-22.txt:22:08:22: <tusho> with my EYES
+2008-08-27.txt:14:22:35: <fungot> fizzie: you mean at fnord? i'm assuming it was the era of the disbelievingness, it was a blinking red zone in my eyes now... that'd be a really, really fnord way to define what happens at the edges
+2008-08-27.txt:19:54:36: <tusho> With my eyes!
+2008-08-27.txt:20:13:22: <fungot> optbot: my eyes
+2008-08-28.txt:08:33:47: <psygnisfive> ive got a monitor bolted over my eyes
+2008-09-01.txt:20:00:29: <tusho> i see you with my eyes
+2008-09-01.txt:20:00:33: <tusho> through ais523's eyes.
+2008-09-07.txt:22:41:03: <tusho> Rolleyes
+2008-09-07.txt:22:44:04: <Slereah> oerjan has three eyes.
+2008-09-08.txt:22:26:35: <tusho> o_O, but with the ._. eyes and the ;_; tears
+2008-09-22.txt:23:35:06: <oklofok> it seems to be in my head every time i close my eyes
+2008-09-26.txt:23:05:53: <ais523> although that would hurt your eyes and you couldn't get a computer to do that
+2008-09-26.txt:23:33:34: <ais523> tusho: you are left-handed, sad and have 6 eyes?
+2008-09-26.txt:23:34:11: <ais523> tusho: no way will I believe that from a sad left-hander with 6 eyes
+2008-09-29.txt:16:02:39: <tusho> AnMaster: i was just taking the piss, but i guess that's a bit silly of me since I like this: http://www.qotile.net/blog/wp/?p=564 (Note: Websites background is designed to destroy your eyes with its crazy animation.)
+2008-10-05.txt:23:52:33: <ihope> It uses a guy who's laughing because his eyes are doing something that's topologically impossible.
+2008-10-05.txt:23:52:42: <ihope> Eyes do not intersect.
+2008-10-08.txt:18:41:03: <asiekierka> Here you go with a not-so-easy-to-reverse algorithm. Your eyes will blow at the crappiness of it
+2008-10-16.txt:15:36:09: <ehird> with your eyes and your brain.
+2008-10-16.txt:16:55:15: <oklogod> my eyes are both perfect and reaaaally sucky
+2008-10-20.txt:10:50:11: <fungot> AnMaster: " there are who, while to vulgar eyes they seem of all my honours, i am sure that my colleagues will not fnord, seeing that there is a fnord, is almost totally wanting, and then you will be prepared against these inconveniences.
+2008-10-20.txt:19:34:37: <psygnisfive> diamond eyes
+2008-10-21.txt:17:15:08: * ehird rolls eyes.
+2008-10-25.txt:22:12:50: <ehird> Excuse me for preferring to keep my eyes happy with proper font spacing and metrics. :p
+2008-10-26.txt:00:02:10: <Asztal> elegant, yes, easy on the eyes, not really
+2008-10-26.txt:12:59:08: <ehird> AnMaster: It's easier to shoot my eyes to the corner of the screen than switch to a terminal and type "date\n".
+2008-10-26.txt:18:16:00: <lament> i'm hiding my name. it's too hideous for human eyes
+2008-10-27.txt:00:51:18: <ehird> and the eyes
+2008-10-27.txt:00:53:29: <ehird> the eyes
+2008-10-27.txt:00:54:53: <ehird> the eyes
+2008-10-27.txt:05:26:49: * oerjan thinks his eyes are starting to have some illusion effect, so he'll stop
+2008-10-27.txt:20:30:29: <ehird> i had to close my eyes to concentrate enough though
+2008-10-31.txt:21:43:18: <GregorR> But this one makes my eyes go wonky.
+2008-10-31.txt:21:43:24: <ehird> it is kind of hurting my eyes as a background
+2008-10-31.txt:21:43:33: <lament> girls make my eyes go wonky
+2008-10-31.txt:21:46:14: <Asztal> it's doing weird things to my eyes as a desktop background
+2008-11-04.txt:19:43:28: <AnMaster> eyes*
+2008-11-06.txt:20:20:25: <fungot> AnMaster: i believe that is a very original thought....are you a poet? so.....you like atlanta? what color are your eyes?
+2008-11-08.txt:14:47:50: <Corun> </add-vert-eyes-mint>
+2008-11-08.txt:16:10:17: <oklopol> i can write it with my eyes closed.
+2008-11-10.txt:21:17:35: <vabot> jix: [fake-coughing] Neurotoxin... so deadly...  Choking... [laughs] Kidding!  When I said deadly neurotoxin, the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes, honestly, its not deadly at all. To me.  You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
+2008-11-11.txt:10:26:04: <fungot> fizzie: leon. how many women saw this child of his? aron. what, will not conclude their plotted tragedie. beaufords red sparkling eyes blab his heart's malice, and do your best to make his entrance more sweet, and sowre, as husbands have. what is your graces pleasure? buck. euen that ( i hope) which pleaseth god aboue, and the poore state esteeme him as a carkasse fit for hounds: and let mee feele your pulse
+2008-11-11.txt:22:09:11: <ehird> I know this with my eyes.
+2008-11-15.txt:20:27:07: <ehird> it may not be an improvement in your eyes
+2008-11-17.txt:15:26:22: <ehird> http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/17/the-bacon-iphone-sleeve-for-discerning-eyes-only/
+2008-11-19.txt:00:40:21: <fungot> nooga: serve as the eyes of the falling dreamer. there were
+2008-11-21.txt:23:16:31: <oklo> for people i just greet and walk by, i usually just open my eyes real wide
+2008-11-21.txt:23:27:27: <oklo> because my eyes hurt for hours after being in the wind for a wihle
+2008-11-23.txt:10:01:25: <oklopol> there's not much use for eyes when typing
+2008-11-26.txt:23:42:09: <ehird> as in, you can display images sort of... in the block of space on your head above your eyes
+2008-11-26.txt:23:44:29: <ehird> i don't see them with my eyes, i guess
+2008-11-26.txt:23:46:23: <psygnisfive> it doesnt appear in from of me in the sense that it looks as real as things i see with my eyes
+2008-11-26.txt:23:46:47: <ehird> psygnisfive: it kind of appears above my range of eyes
+2008-11-26.txt:23:47:15: <psygnisfive> one: whether it "looks" the same as stuff you see with your eyes
+2008-11-26.txt:23:48:14: <psygnisfive> i can imagine something in front of my eyes, in my normal visual field, but its distinguishably not coming from my eyeballs
+2008-11-27.txt:00:05:28: <nooga> it's funny that eyes really operate in RGB + brightness
+2008-11-27.txt:00:07:11: <warrie> More interestingly, if I were blind from birth due to something wrong with my eyes, would I still have my visual thinking skills?
+2008-11-27.txt:00:07:18: <ehird> The visuals you get when closing your eyes and rubbing them a lot.
+2008-11-27.txt:00:10:22: <psygnisfive> ehird: same as pressing your eyes when closed
+2008-11-27.txt:00:12:17: <psygnisfive> not like you've looked in a different direction, but rather like someones put weird lenses over your eyes
+2008-11-27.txt:00:15:35: <oklopol> right, i thought you meant like if someone wears inverting glasses because of some problem with eyes :D
+2008-11-27.txt:02:00:46: <oklopol> but religious people are idiots, in my eyes they are an artifact of the past.
+2008-12-01.txt:22:40:33: <GreaseMonkey> why correct when you can type with your eyes ckised?
+2008-12-01.txt:22:46:35: <AnMaster> if it was closed eyes
+2008-12-01.txt:22:46:37: <ais523> AnMaster: with my eyes shut
+2008-12-01.txt:22:49:34: <oklopol> i don't make any more mistakes with my eyes closed, i would never click enter before checking i typed it right though
+2008-12-06.txt:21:30:39: <oklopol> and it takes about that time to adjust your eyes to see the worm
+2008-12-06.txt:21:32:47: <zuff> i cannot do crosseyes
+2008-12-06.txt:21:35:21: <zuff> my eyes just don't do it
+2008-12-08.txt:18:05:17: <zuff> http://www.reddit.com/r/hurts_my_eyes/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
+2008-12-08.txt:18:17:42: <zuff> http://www.reddit.com/r/hurts_my_eyes/ has broken my eyes
+2008-12-08.txt:18:18:15: <zuff> and it's awful and aaaaaaargh my eyes
+2008-12-08.txt:18:20:30: <zuff> *eyes
+2008-12-10.txt:15:01:35: <Warrigal> I think it should apply a band-pass filter to the image so that the fitness function pays as much attention to the details, like eyes, as it does to the curvature of her forehead.
+2008-12-19.txt:16:21:04: <Slereah> Delicious dirt in my eyes.
+2008-12-21.txt:13:33:11: <oklopol> (hmm... is that coprophilia with your eyes closed? :\)
+2008-12-22.txt:16:39:55: * ehird bumps up the font size on his terminal and his eyes thank him
+2008-12-22.txt:20:32:41: * bsmntbombgirl bats her eyes innocently
+2008-12-24.txt:00:27:47: <ehird> I use actual eyes and stuff
+2009-01-02.txt:18:32:39: <psygnisfive> theres some humor in the oedipus story vs the oedipus myth in that it was all unknown to him and once it was he gouged out his eyes and ran away from being king
+2009-01-03.txt:23:03:26: <Slereah> But only for the eyes of augur.
+2009-01-04.txt:00:21:57: <ehird> "with enough bugs, all eyes are shallow"
+2009-01-04.txt:00:22:23: <oerjan> THEY ARE EATING OUR EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+2009-01-04.txt:00:36:33: * ehird puts a black background on everythin before his eyes cave in
+2009-01-05.txt:17:12:47: <oklopol> my eyesight is perfect
+2009-01-11.txt:14:38:30: <oklopol> well color was also given as width in the result, and it wasn't really raytracing, i don't know the term, follow rays from eyes to objects.
+2009-01-14.txt:22:16:28: <oerjan> my eyes read that as what
+[too many lines; stopping]