PLEASE ABSTAIN FROM (1)
(1)     DON KNUTH'S IMPLEMENTATION OF TPK IN INTERCAL
                      (C) MARCH 2003
        REFERENCE --- THE EARLY HISTORY OF PROGRAMMING
        LANGUAGES, BY D E KNUTH AND L TRABB PARDO

        NOTA BENE: THE INPUT AND OUTPUT DATA ARE SCALED
        DECIMAL NUMBERS WITH SIX DIGITS TO THE RIGHT OF
        THE DECIMAL POINT; THUS AN INPUT OF
           THREE ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NINE THREE
        DENOTES 3.141593, AND THAT VALUE WOULD BE OUTPUT AS
           ______
           MMMCXLMDXCIII

        VARIABLE NAMES AND SUBROUTINE NAMES USE THE CLASSIC
        5-BIT TELEPRINTER CODE IN LETTER-SHIFT MODE, NAMELY
  / E @ A : S I U 1/4 D R J N F C K T Z L W H Y P Q O B G " M X V $
        (WHICH ALAN TURING ADVISED EVERY PROGRAMMER TO LEARN)

        DO GIVE UP