600) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks
631) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes.  <shachaf> `quote kmc  <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks  <shachaf> Well, in theory.
702) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN
705) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people
736) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else  <Sato0x> fact  <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad
737) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points
738) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u  <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler")
758) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live  <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins
806) <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
807) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
812) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon  <kmc> it came in a cardboard box  <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can  <kmc> it was amazing
815) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc  <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
823) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
826) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both?  <kmc> nope, it is the same party  <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
835) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
837) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft  <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
849) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though  <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
855) <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
861) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks  <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
863) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
865) <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
869) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code?  <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__  #error Here's a nickel, kid.  Buy a real computer.  #endif
870) <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
873) <kmc> it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
876) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now  <kmc> the mayans warned us  <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice?  <kmc> yes
880) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news  <Bike> but at what cost?  your very soul, kmc!
883) <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
884) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
886) <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive  <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
887) <kmc> i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
888) <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
896) <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
897) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime  <elliott> kmc: nmap??
912) <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
913) <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
929) <kmc> most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector
930) <kmc> a social network for household appliances  <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done  <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster  <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated"
935) <kmc> the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
945) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l  <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer  <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler  <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs"  i think that was in the Ring Cycle
951) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there