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1 600) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks
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2 631) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory.
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3 702) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN
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4 705) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people
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5 736) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad
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6 737) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points
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7 738) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler")
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8 758) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins
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9 806) <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
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10 807) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
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11 812) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing
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12 815) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
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13 823) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
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14 826) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
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15 835) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
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16 837) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
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17 849) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
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18 855) <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
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19 861) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
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20 863) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
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21 865) <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
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22 869) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif
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23 870) <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
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24 873) <kmc> it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
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25 876) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now <kmc> the mayans warned us <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice? <kmc> yes
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26 880) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very soul, kmc!
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27 883) <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
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28 884) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
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29 886) <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
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30 887) <kmc> i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
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31 888) <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
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32 896) <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
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33 897) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap??
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34 912) <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
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35 913) <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
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36 929) <kmc> most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector
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37 930) <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated"
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38 935) <kmc> the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
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39 945) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
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40 951) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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