I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb.  Thank you.
		-- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
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                           ........
                            ;::;;::;,
                            ;::;;::;;,
                           ;;:::;;::;;,
           .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;,  .,vnmnv%vnmnv,
        vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv
      vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
     vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
    vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
   vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv,
  vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
  vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;;    mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;;    nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;;      mmmnv%vnmmmmm;;      v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;;       mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;;     mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm  nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
 `vnmmnv%vnmmmm,  v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v;  mmmmnv%vnnmmnv'
  vnmmnv%vnmmmm;,   %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;'   mmmnv%vnmmmmnv
   vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;,   nmmm;'              mmmm;;'    mmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
   `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,.         mmnv%v;,            mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
    `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
      `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv'
          `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv'
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"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
		-- Jane Wagner
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Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
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It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he
holds back one who is hastening.  Rather one should befriend the guest who
is there, but speed him when he wishes.
		-- Homer, "The Odyssey"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to scheduling.]
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I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than
reign among the dead.
		-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
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Benny Hill:	Would you like a peanut?
Girl:		No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
Benny Hill:	You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
		It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
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Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede.
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Blore's Razor:
	Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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