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1 I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
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2 That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you.
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3 -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
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5 ........
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6 ;::;;::;,
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7 ;::;;::;;,
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8 ;;:::;;::;;,
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9 .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;, .,vnmnv%vnmnv,
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10 vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv
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11 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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12 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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13 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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14 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv,
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15 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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16 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;; mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;; nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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17 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;; mmmnv%vnmmmmm;; v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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18 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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19 vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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20 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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21 vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv
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22 `vnmmnv%vnmmmm, v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v; mmmmnv%vnnmmnv'
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23 vnmmnv%vnmmmm;, %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv
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24 vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;, nmmm;' mmmm;;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
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25 `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,. mmnv%v;, mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
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26 `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv'
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27 `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv'
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28 `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv'
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30 "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
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31 -- Jane Wagner
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33 Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
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35 It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he
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36 holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who
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37 is there, but speed him when he wishes.
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38 -- Homer, "The Odyssey"
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40 [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
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41 referring to scheduling.]
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43 I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than
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44 reign among the dead.
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45 -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
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47 Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut?
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48 Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
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49 Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
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50 It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
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52 Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede.
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54 Blore's Razor:
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55 Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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