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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
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386) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement 392) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 393) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer 399) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. 400) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon 402) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. 408) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? 410) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism 414) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry 432) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? 434) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. 435) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency 441) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. 442) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y 468) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy 473) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE 521) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. 526) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee 529) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. 697) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented 716) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport 724) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people 725) <Taneb> profanity specialities 726) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent 766) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all 830) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months 872) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I 877) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people 897) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here 915) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that! 939) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate 940) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover 1000) <Taneb> I've also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention 1059) <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time 1106) <Taneb> I... I think I've just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken? <Taneb> Yeah 1107) <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd 1126) <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar <Taneb> Wound up at my university's fetish society <Taneb> Didn't realise for an hour and a half 1139) <Taneb> I may write a compliant interpreter just for the hell of it <FireFly> Taneb: stop complianing 1145) <Taneb> Well, get him <Phantom_Hoover> her! <Taneb> Well, get her <Taneb> Hang on <Taneb> Since when is Liam Neeson a "her"/ <Phantom_Hoover> oh i thought you meant my dad's godmother 1149) <Taneb> I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion 1155) <Taneb> Note to self: if a recipe says "serves 4", I am not physically able to eat it all in one sitting 1160) <Taneb> Last night I had a dream that someone wrote such bad Haskell code he accidentally summoned the Great Old Ones and I had to fix the Haskell code and save the day 1175) <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...] 1186) <Taneb> Help I don't know PHP and I am no longer sure that is a good thing 1188) <oerjan> in that thread Taneb admits to his sins. i know this because that comment showed up in my friends list <Taneb> oerjan, today I pushed 217 lines of documentation into lens [...] <edwardk> Say 10 Hail Marys and make 3 more lens commits and your sins shall be forgiven. 1192) <Taneb> Have some advice! <Taneb> If you are running to give someone a hug <Taneb> And they look like they are preparing to rugby tackle you <Taneb> Abort hug immediately. <Taneb> Seriously, my jaw still hurts 1204) <int-e> The people of Procrasti hereby resolve to lodge a formal complaint with Taneb and nortti about their ridicule of Procasti's glorious nation... later.