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1 386) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
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2 392) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
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3 393) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
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4 399) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
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5 400) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
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6 402) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
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7 408) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
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8 410) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
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9 414) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
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10 432) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
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11 434) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
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12 435) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
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13 441) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
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14 442) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
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15 468) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
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16 473) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
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17 521) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
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18 526) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
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19 529) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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20 697) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
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21 716) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport
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22 724) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people
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23 725) <Taneb> profanity specialities
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24 726) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent
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25 766) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all
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26 830) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months
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27 872) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I
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28 877) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people
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29 897) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here
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30 915) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that!
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31 939) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate
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32 940) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
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33 1000) <Taneb> I've also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
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34 1059) <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time
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35 1106) <Taneb> I... I think I've just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken? <Taneb> Yeah
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36 1107) <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd
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37 1126) <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar <Taneb> Wound up at my university's fetish society <Taneb> Didn't realise for an hour and a half
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38 1139) <Taneb> I may write a compliant interpreter just for the hell of it <FireFly> Taneb: stop complianing
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39 1145) <Taneb> Well, get him <Phantom_Hoover> her! <Taneb> Well, get her <Taneb> Hang on <Taneb> Since when is Liam Neeson a "her"/ <Phantom_Hoover> oh i thought you meant my dad's godmother
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40 1149) <Taneb> I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion
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41 1155) <Taneb> Note to self: if a recipe says "serves 4", I am not physically able to eat it all in one sitting
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42 1160) <Taneb> Last night I had a dream that someone wrote such bad Haskell code he accidentally summoned the Great Old Ones and I had to fix the Haskell code and save the day
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43 1175) <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...]
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44 1186) <Taneb> Help I don't know PHP and I am no longer sure that is a good thing
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45 1188) <oerjan> in that thread Taneb admits to his sins. i know this because that comment showed up in my friends list <Taneb> oerjan, today I pushed 217 lines of documentation into lens [...] <edwardk> Say 10 Hail Marys and make 3 more lens commits and your sins shall be forgiven.
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46 1192) <Taneb> Have some advice! <Taneb> If you are running to give someone a hug <Taneb> And they look like they are preparing to rugby tackle you <Taneb> Abort hug immediately. <Taneb> Seriously, my jaw still hurts
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47 1204) <int-e> The people of Procrasti hereby resolve to lodge a formal complaint with Taneb and nortti about their ridicule of Procasti's glorious nation... later.
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