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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11204 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +==> wisdom/? <== +? is wisdom + +==> wisdom/ais523 <== +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. + +==> wisdom/augur <== +augur took no cakes. + +==> wisdom/banach-tarski <== +"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". + +==> wisdom/c <== +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault + +==> wisdom/cakeprophet <== +:> + +==> wisdom/category <== +Categories are just categories. + +==> wisdom/coppro <== +coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy. + +==> wisdom/egobot <== +EgoBot is my arch-nemesis. + +==> wisdom/elliott <== +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? + +==> wisdom/esoteric <== +This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net. + +==> wisdom/everyone <== +Everyone in here is mad. + +==> wisdom/finland <== +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. + +==> wisdom/finns <== +Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland'). + +==> wisdom/fizzie <== +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. + +==> wisdom/flower <== +flower. what IS a flower? + +==> wisdom/friendship <== +friendship wisdom + +==> wisdom/functor <== +Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories + +==> wisdom/fungot <== +fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone. + +==> wisdom/glogbot <== +glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it. + +==> wisdom/gregor <== +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. + +==> wisdom/hackego <== +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. + +==> wisdom/haskell <== +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ + +==> wisdom/ievan <== +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI + +==> wisdom/intercal <== +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. + +==> wisdom/itidus20 <== +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft + +==> wisdom/itidus21 <== +itidus21 just made some instant coffee. + +==> wisdom/kallisti <== +kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity + +==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <== +lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. + +==> wisdom/mad <== +"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." + +==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <== +misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯ + +==> wisdom/monad <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monads <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monoid <== +Monoids are just categories with a single object. + +==> wisdom/monqy <== +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. + +==> wisdom/ngevd <== +=X~q@(ǘjF0߿Nr#SǶa oX + +==> wisdom/nooga <== +nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. + +==> wisdom/oerjan <== +Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. + +==> wisdom/oklopol <== +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." + +==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <== +Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. + +==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <== +Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. + +==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <== +Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. + +==> wisdom/php <== +PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted] + +==> wisdom/qdb <== +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat + +==> wisdom/qdbformat <== +qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two + +==> wisdom/quine <== +`? quine + +==> wisdom/sgeo <== +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. + +==> wisdom/shachaf <== + +==> wisdom/taneb <== +Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard. + +==> wisdom/u <== +u monad? + +==> wisdom/vorpal <== +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. + +==> wisdom/welcome <== +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page + +==> wisdom/wiki <== +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki + +==> wisdom/you <== +you a haskell + +==> wisdom/zzo38 <== +zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.