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1 ==> wisdom/? <==
2 ? is wisdom
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4 ==> wisdom/ais523 <==
5 ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented.
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7 ==> wisdom/augur <==
8 augur took no cakes.
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10 ==> wisdom/banach-tarski <==
11 "Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
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13 ==> wisdom/c <==
14 C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
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16 ==> wisdom/cakeprophet <==
17 :>
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19 ==> wisdom/category <==
20 Categories are just categories.
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22 ==> wisdom/coppro <==
23 coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.
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25 ==> wisdom/egobot <==
26 EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.
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28 ==> wisdom/elliott <==
29 elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things?
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31 ==> wisdom/esoteric <==
32 This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.
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34 ==> wisdom/everyone <==
35 Everyone in here is mad.
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37 ==> wisdom/finland <==
38 Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
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40 ==> wisdom/finns <==
41 Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').
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43 ==> wisdom/fizzie <==
44 fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.
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46 ==> wisdom/flower <==
47 flower. what IS a flower?
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49 ==> wisdom/friendship <==
50 friendship wisdom
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52 ==> wisdom/functor <==
53 Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories
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55 ==> wisdom/fungot <==
56 fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.
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58 ==> wisdom/glogbot <==
59 glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.
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61 ==> wisdom/gregor <==
62 Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
63
64 ==> wisdom/hackego <==
65 HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.
66
67 ==> wisdom/haskell <==
68 Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/
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70 ==> wisdom/ievan <==
71 ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
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73 ==> wisdom/intercal <==
74 INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.
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76 ==> wisdom/itidus20 <==
77 itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft
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79 ==> wisdom/itidus21 <==
80 itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
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82 ==> wisdom/kallisti <==
83 kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity
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85 ==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <==
86 lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.
87
88 ==> wisdom/mad <==
89 "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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91 ==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <==
92 misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯
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94 ==> wisdom/monad <==
95 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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97 ==> wisdom/monads <==
98 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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100 ==> wisdom/monoid <==
101 Monoids are just categories with a single object.
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103 ==> wisdom/monqy <==
104 The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
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106 ==> wisdom/ngevd <==
107 =X~q@(ǘjF0߿Nr#SǶaoX
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109 ==> wisdom/nooga <==
110 nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH.
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112 ==> wisdom/oerjan <==
113 Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation.
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115 ==> wisdom/oklopol <==
116 oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."
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118 ==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <==
119 Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.
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121 ==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <==
122 Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.
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124 ==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <==
125 Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.
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127 ==> wisdom/php <==
128 PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]
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130 ==> wisdom/qdb <==
131 qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat
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133 ==> wisdom/qdbformat <==
134 qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
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136 ==> wisdom/quine <==
137 `? quine
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139 ==> wisdom/sgeo <==
140 Sgeo invented Metaplace sex.
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142 ==> wisdom/shachaf <==
143
144 ==> wisdom/taneb <==
145 Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard.
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147 ==> wisdom/u <==
148 u monad?
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150 ==> wisdom/vorpal <==
151 Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.
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153 ==> wisdom/welcome <==
154 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page
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156 ==> wisdom/wiki <==
157 The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
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159 ==> wisdom/you <==
160 you a haskell
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162 ==> wisdom/zzo38 <==
163 zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.