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1 ==> wisdom/? <== | |
2 ? is wisdom | |
3 | |
4 ==> wisdom/ais523 <== | |
5 ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. | |
6 | |
7 ==> wisdom/augur <== | |
8 augur took no cakes. | |
9 | |
10 ==> wisdom/banach-tarski <== | |
11 "Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". | |
12 | |
13 ==> wisdom/c <== | |
14 C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault | |
15 | |
16 ==> wisdom/cakeprophet <== | |
17 :> | |
18 | |
19 ==> wisdom/category <== | |
20 Categories are just categories. | |
21 | |
22 ==> wisdom/coppro <== | |
23 coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy. | |
24 | |
25 ==> wisdom/egobot <== | |
26 EgoBot is my arch-nemesis. | |
27 | |
28 ==> wisdom/elliott <== | |
29 elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? | |
30 | |
31 ==> wisdom/esoteric <== | |
32 This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net. | |
33 | |
34 ==> wisdom/everyone <== | |
35 Everyone in here is mad. | |
36 | |
37 ==> wisdom/finland <== | |
38 Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. | |
39 | |
40 ==> wisdom/finns <== | |
41 Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland'). | |
42 | |
43 ==> wisdom/fizzie <== | |
44 fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. | |
45 | |
46 ==> wisdom/flower <== | |
47 flower. what IS a flower? | |
48 | |
49 ==> wisdom/friendship <== | |
50 friendship wisdom | |
51 | |
52 ==> wisdom/functor <== | |
53 Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories | |
54 | |
55 ==> wisdom/fungot <== | |
56 fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone. | |
57 | |
58 ==> wisdom/glogbot <== | |
59 glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it. | |
60 | |
61 ==> wisdom/gregor <== | |
62 Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. | |
63 | |
64 ==> wisdom/hackego <== | |
65 HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. | |
66 | |
67 ==> wisdom/haskell <== | |
68 Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ | |
69 | |
70 ==> wisdom/ievan <== | |
71 ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI | |
72 | |
73 ==> wisdom/intercal <== | |
74 INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. | |
75 | |
76 ==> wisdom/itidus20 <== | |
77 itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft | |
78 | |
79 ==> wisdom/itidus21 <== | |
80 itidus21 just made some instant coffee. | |
81 | |
82 ==> wisdom/kallisti <== | |
83 kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity | |
84 | |
85 ==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <== | |
86 lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. | |
87 | |
88 ==> wisdom/mad <== | |
89 "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." | |
90 | |
91 ==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <== | |
92 misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯ | |
93 | |
94 ==> wisdom/monad <== | |
95 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. | |
96 | |
97 ==> wisdom/monads <== | |
98 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. | |
99 | |
100 ==> wisdom/monoid <== | |
101 Monoids are just categories with a single object. | |
102 | |
103 ==> wisdom/monqy <== | |
104 The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. | |
105 | |
106 ==> wisdom/ngevd <== | |
107 =X~q@(ǘjF0߿Nr#SǶaoX | |
108 | |
109 ==> wisdom/nooga <== | |
110 nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. | |
111 | |
112 ==> wisdom/oerjan <== | |
113 Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. | |
114 | |
115 ==> wisdom/oklopol <== | |
116 oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." | |
117 | |
118 ==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <== | |
119 Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. | |
120 | |
121 ==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <== | |
122 Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. | |
123 | |
124 ==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <== | |
125 Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. | |
126 | |
127 ==> wisdom/php <== | |
128 PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted] | |
129 | |
130 ==> wisdom/qdb <== | |
131 qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat | |
132 | |
133 ==> wisdom/qdbformat <== | |
134 qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two | |
135 | |
136 ==> wisdom/quine <== | |
137 `? quine | |
138 | |
139 ==> wisdom/sgeo <== | |
140 Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. | |
141 | |
142 ==> wisdom/shachaf <== | |
143 | |
144 ==> wisdom/taneb <== | |
145 Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard. | |
146 | |
147 ==> wisdom/u <== | |
148 u monad? | |
149 | |
150 ==> wisdom/vorpal <== | |
151 Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. | |
152 | |
153 ==> wisdom/welcome <== | |
154 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page | |
155 | |
156 ==> wisdom/wiki <== | |
157 The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki | |
158 | |
159 ==> wisdom/you <== | |
160 you a haskell | |
161 | |
162 ==> wisdom/zzo38 <== | |
163 zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem. |