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@@ -83,6 +83,7 @@
 <Warrigal> Ah, vulva.   <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
 <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
 <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay
+<virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename.
 <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
 <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside.
 <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
@@ -107,6 +108,7 @@
 <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
 <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
 <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect  <soupdragon>  ^ I learned that trick from atheists
+<alise> use "grep --crazy"
 * augur rubs alise's bum  [...]  <augur> what? she said square ped  <augur> :|
 <oerjan> insufficient time dilation.  try running faster.
 <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
@@ -498,6 +500,7 @@
 <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people"  <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it.  take it from a norwegian.
 <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
 [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku  <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit  <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
+<Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team  <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new
 <Taneb> aibohphobia  <Taneb> The fear of palindromes
 <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
 <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
@@ -601,6 +604,7 @@
 <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
 <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
 <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again
+<fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
 <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
 <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
 <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
@@ -639,6 +643,7 @@
 <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
 <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand.
 <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
+<olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate
 <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion.  i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
 <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
 <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any
@@ -756,6 +761,7 @@
 <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death)
 <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far.
 <elliott> I hate you.
+<fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux.
 <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game.  <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected?  <zzo38> Kind of...
 <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do?  <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy.
 <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere.
@@ -800,41 +806,3 @@
 <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples
 <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott.  <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
 <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed.
-<olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM  <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory  <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then?   <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading
-<olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back
-<Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
-<elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable
-<elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe  <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
-<fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA*
-<fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that?  <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord
-<fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world
-<itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
-<fungot> elliott: the new fnord  <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed.
-<shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up.
-<Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is"
-<ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory
-<Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional?  <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
-<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
-<oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates?  <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES
-<zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time
-<fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation
-<elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context
-<shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech.
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-<olsner> combining macros and templates can get horrible... macro(foo<bar,baz>) is two macro arguments, for instance  <olsner> variadic macros can work part-way around that though  <olsner> the kind of workaround where you end up inside the wall instead of on the other side of the problem
-<itidus21> it sounds awful though i know.. the thought of a whole life without any hope of lawn chairs in hawaii sipping alcohol and watching bikini clad women dance with maracas
-<RocketJSquirrel> `addquote IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A DETACHED PLANE: <elliott> I'm hungry, I think I'll eat a pizza.
-<itidus21> I have identified a language which was only designed and implemented by me in a parallel universe. [...] IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <itidus21> Ah, yet another brilliant programming language creation of mine!
-<shachaf> zzo38: Why did the barrier monad cross the road?  <zzo38> shachaf: My answer is the same as before; I don't know.
-<NSQX> Anyone in the Esolang community will probably just remember this day, a week before April Fools Day, as a very enthusiastic day at Esolang.
-<NSQX> There's no such thing as Objective Brainfuck, or even Objective FALSE, because a programming language made of only symbols can only be esoteric/pointless.
-<oerjan> as a general rule, mathematical notation doesn't make things clearer unless you first understand what you are saying.
-<elliott> why isn't time going backwards <zzo38> Possibly because there is no room for time to turn around
-<oklopol> how silly is that.  <oklopol> it's not silly.  <oklopol> it makes sense.
-<monqy> esolang a horror movie where the ghost just wanders around and moves newspapers and boots and family pictures a few inches before moving on
-<elliott> Sgeo: will i regret clicking that link?  <ais523> elliott: I'll check it for you  <ais523> yes  <elliott> ais523: thanks, I'll click it then
-<nortti> `fortune  <HackEgo> ​/i \                              //, \                             ///i \                           ,/ ).'i \                            |   )-i \                            |   )i \                            '   )i \                           /    |- \                      _.-./-.  /z_ \                       `-. >._\ _ );i. \                        / `-'/`k-'`u)-'` \                       /
-<Phantom_Hoover> no olsner  <Phantom_Hoover> i am now enlighten  <Phantom_Hoover> i am the brick  <Phantom_Hoover> and i am the brain
-<oerjan> i recall memories of using my op powers for jokes.  ...bad memories.  <ais523> oerjan: you can remember /that/ but not KFC?
-<Phantom_Hoover> "In 2009, a strange smell began wafting through a Fort Worth call center that someone quickly recognized as a poisonous carbon monoxide leak." — Cracked  <Phantom_Hoover> Odd, that, seeing as carbon monoxide is odourless.  <shachaf> That's how they could tell!  <shachaf> "Can you smell that?" "No." "Oh no! CO!"
-<shachaf> elliott: It can't be as bad as C++. [...] <elliott> Oh, sure, it's better than C++. [...] <elliott> I mean, brainfuck is also better than C++...