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+I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
+		-- Chico Marx
+-----
+"They make a desert and call it peace."
+		-- Tacitus (55?-120?)
+-----
+  After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice
+  as many people as before.
+-----
+There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
+		-- Anatole France
+-----
++-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+
+                         "In the arithmatic of LOVE, one plus one equals
+     MONICA AGGARWAL        __             everything, and two minus one 
+  mgarg@cats.ucsc.edu     >(. )                          equals nothing"
+University of California   |  (     /)
+       Santa Cruz          |   \___/ )
+                           (   ----- )  >@)_//   >@)_//  >@)_//  >@)_//
+                            \_______/    (__)     (__)    (__)    (__)
+                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
++-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+
+-----
+From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
+		-- Ad for the new VW Corrado
+-----
+Available while quantities last.
+-----
+The good time is approaching,
+The season is at hand.
+When the merry click of the two-base lick
+Will be heard throughout the land.
+The frost still lingers on the earth, and
+Budless are the trees.
+But the merry ring of the voice of spring
+Is borne upon the breeze.
+		-- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886
+-----
+knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
+eye_render_shiny_object.c?
+		-- rcw
+-----
+Johnson's First Law:
+	When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
+	most inconvenient possible time.
+-----
+Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
+-----
+BOFH excuse #69:
+
+knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked
+-----
+You will step on the night soil of many countries.
+-----
+Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of
+the world.  Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to
+Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation
+Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain,
+Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman
+Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board. The trick was to
+make these calls at noon, in the hope that out-to-lunch executives would return
+them at their own expense.  Eudaemonic Enterprises, for all they knew, might be
+a fast-growing computer company branching out of the Silicon Valley.  Sniffing
+the possibility of high-volume sales, these executives little suspected that
+they were talking on the other end of the line to a naked physicist crazed
+over roulette.
+		-- Thomas Bass, "The Eudaemonic Pie"
+-----
+What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?
+-----
+                      .-~~-.--.
+                     :         )
+               .~ ~ -.\       /.- ~~ .
+               >       `.   .'       <
+              (         .- -.         )
+               `- -.-~  `- -'  ~-.- -'
+                 (        :        )           _ _ .-:
+                  ~--.    :    .--~        .-~  .-~  }
+                      ~-.-^-.-~ \_      .~  .-~   .~
+                               \ \'     \ '_ _ -~
+                                `.`.    //
+                       . - ~ ~-.__`.`-.//
+                   .-~   . - ~  }~ ~ ~-.~-.
+                 .' .-~      .-~       :/~-.~-./:
+                /_~_ _ . - ~                 ~-.~-._
+                                                 ~-.<	22-Mar-1993 19:56
+-----
+         _____
+       .'/L|__`.
+      / =[_]O|` \
+      |"+_____":|
+    __:='|____`-:__
+   ||[] ||====| []||
+   ||[] | |=| | []||
+   |:||_|=|U| |_||:|
+   |:|||]_=_ =[_||:| LS
+   | |||] [_][]C|| |
+   | ||-'"""""`-|| |
+   /|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\
+  |___|   /|\   |___|   R2 Astromech Droid
+  `---'  |___|  `---'     - Front View -
+         `---'
+-----
+You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
+about 10^12 to 1.
+		-- Ernest Rutherford
+-----
+Qual é o fim da picada? 
+
+Quando o pernilongo vai embora. 
+-----
+                        !###
+                        ! ###    -Michael C. Jeongco-
+                        !  ###
+                        !   ###
+   *   _________________!____###________O_______
+ /            O          \    ##!     ==||       \
+ \O         /||--         \    #!       //        \
+ ||\_        \\            \    !      _\\   O     \
+ \\           LL            \   !          ==||     \
+  LL                         \  !            //      \
+    \                         \ !           _\\       \
+     \_________________________\!______________________\
+-----
+Viva cada dia como se fosse o último, um dia você acerta.
+                -- Millôr Fernandes
+-----
+This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  If this had been an
+actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
+-----
+A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
+demanded, "Was she not chaste?  Was she not fair?  Was she not fruitful?"
+holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
+Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
+		-- Plutarch
+-----
+This  message was brought to  you by Linux, the free  unix.
+Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
+Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
+win-nt from the people who invented edlin
+apples  have  meant  trouble  since  eden
+Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
+(By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen Wikholm)
+-----
+BOFH excuse #402:
+
+Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
+-----
+BOFH excuse #71:
+
+The file system is full of it
+-----
+It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the
+system.  From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine
+some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very
+sharp, probably not someone here on campus.
+		-- Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, in
+		   Georgia Tech's campus newspaper after the Internet worm.
+-----
+A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
+		-- Robert Frost
+-----
+Protect from light.
+-----
+"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone
+ is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be
+ created in the form of computer programs."
+		-- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_
+-----