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| 1 I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. | |
| 2 -- Chico Marx | |
| 3 ----- | |
| 4 "They make a desert and call it peace." | |
| 5 -- Tacitus (55?-120?) | |
| 6 ----- | |
| 7 After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice | |
| 8 as many people as before. | |
| 9 ----- | |
| 10 There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion. | |
| 11 -- Anatole France | |
| 12 ----- | |
| 13 +-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+ | |
| 14 "In the arithmatic of LOVE, one plus one equals | |
| 15 MONICA AGGARWAL __ everything, and two minus one | |
| 16 mgarg@cats.ucsc.edu >(. ) equals nothing" | |
| 17 University of California | ( /) | |
| 18 Santa Cruz | \___/ ) | |
| 19 ( ----- ) >@)_// >@)_// >@)_// >@)_// | |
| 20 \_______/ (__) (__) (__) (__) | |
| 21 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| 22 +-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+ | |
| 23 ----- | |
| 24 From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. | |
| 25 -- Ad for the new VW Corrado | |
| 26 ----- | |
| 27 Available while quantities last. | |
| 28 ----- | |
| 29 The good time is approaching, | |
| 30 The season is at hand. | |
| 31 When the merry click of the two-base lick | |
| 32 Will be heard throughout the land. | |
| 33 The frost still lingers on the earth, and | |
| 34 Budless are the trees. | |
| 35 But the merry ring of the voice of spring | |
| 36 Is borne upon the breeze. | |
| 37 -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886 | |
| 38 ----- | |
| 39 knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in | |
| 40 eye_render_shiny_object.c? | |
| 41 -- rcw | |
| 42 ----- | |
| 43 Johnson's First Law: | |
| 44 When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the | |
| 45 most inconvenient possible time. | |
| 46 ----- | |
| 47 Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer. | |
| 48 ----- | |
| 49 BOFH excuse #69: | |
| 50 | |
| 51 knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked | |
| 52 ----- | |
| 53 You will step on the night soil of many countries. | |
| 54 ----- | |
| 55 Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of | |
| 56 the world. Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to | |
| 57 Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation | |
| 58 Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain, | |
| 59 Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman | |
| 60 Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board. The trick was to | |
| 61 make these calls at noon, in the hope that out-to-lunch executives would return | |
| 62 them at their own expense. Eudaemonic Enterprises, for all they knew, might be | |
| 63 a fast-growing computer company branching out of the Silicon Valley. Sniffing | |
| 64 the possibility of high-volume sales, these executives little suspected that | |
| 65 they were talking on the other end of the line to a naked physicist crazed | |
| 66 over roulette. | |
| 67 -- Thomas Bass, "The Eudaemonic Pie" | |
| 68 ----- | |
| 69 What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance? | |
| 70 ----- | |
| 71 .-~~-.--. | |
| 72 : ) | |
| 73 .~ ~ -.\ /.- ~~ . | |
| 74 > `. .' < | |
| 75 ( .- -. ) | |
| 76 `- -.-~ `- -' ~-.- -' | |
| 77 ( : ) _ _ .-: | |
| 78 ~--. : .--~ .-~ .-~ } | |
| 79 ~-.-^-.-~ \_ .~ .-~ .~ | |
| 80 \ \' \ '_ _ -~ | |
| 81 `.`. // | |
| 82 . - ~ ~-.__`.`-.// | |
| 83 .-~ . - ~ }~ ~ ~-.~-. | |
| 84 .' .-~ .-~ :/~-.~-./: | |
| 85 /_~_ _ . - ~ ~-.~-._ | |
| 86 ~-.< 22-Mar-1993 19:56 | |
| 87 ----- | |
| 88 _____ | |
| 89 .'/L|__`. | |
| 90 / =[_]O|` \ | |
| 91 |"+_____":| | |
| 92 __:='|____`-:__ | |
| 93 ||[] ||====| []|| | |
| 94 ||[] | |=| | []|| | |
| 95 |:||_|=|U| |_||:| | |
| 96 |:|||]_=_ =[_||:| LS | |
| 97 | |||] [_][]C|| | | |
| 98 | ||-'"""""`-|| | | |
| 99 /|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\ | |
| 100 |___| /|\ |___| R2 Astromech Droid | |
| 101 `---' |___| `---' - Front View - | |
| 102 `---' | |
| 103 ----- | |
| 104 You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than | |
| 105 about 10^12 to 1. | |
| 106 -- Ernest Rutherford | |
| 107 ----- | |
| 108 Qual é o fim da picada? | |
| 109 | |
| 110 Quando o pernilongo vai embora. | |
| 111 ----- | |
| 112 !### | |
| 113 ! ### -Michael C. Jeongco- | |
| 114 ! ### | |
| 115 ! ### | |
| 116 * _________________!____###________O_______ | |
| 117 / O \ ##! ==|| \ | |
| 118 \O /||-- \ #! // \ | |
| 119 ||\_ \\ \ ! _\\ O \ | |
| 120 \\ LL \ ! ==|| \ | |
| 121 LL \ ! // \ | |
| 122 \ \ ! _\\ \ | |
| 123 \_________________________\!______________________\ | |
| 124 ----- | |
| 125 Viva cada dia como se fosse o último, um dia você acerta. | |
| 126 -- Millôr Fernandes | |
| 127 ----- | |
| 128 This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an | |
| 129 actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you? | |
| 130 ----- | |
| 131 A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who | |
| 132 demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" | |
| 133 holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. | |
| 134 Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me. | |
| 135 -- Plutarch | |
| 136 ----- | |
| 137 This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix. | |
| 138 Windows without the X is like making love without a partner. | |
| 139 Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules | |
| 140 win-nt from the people who invented edlin | |
| 141 apples have meant trouble since eden | |
| 142 Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses | |
| 143 (By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen Wikholm) | |
| 144 ----- | |
| 145 BOFH excuse #402: | |
| 146 | |
| 147 Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees. | |
| 148 ----- | |
| 149 BOFH excuse #71: | |
| 150 | |
| 151 The file system is full of it | |
| 152 ----- | |
| 153 It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the | |
| 154 system. From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine | |
| 155 some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very | |
| 156 sharp, probably not someone here on campus. | |
| 157 -- Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, in | |
| 158 Georgia Tech's campus newspaper after the Internet worm. | |
| 159 ----- | |
| 160 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. | |
| 161 -- Robert Frost | |
| 162 ----- | |
| 163 Protect from light. | |
| 164 ----- | |
| 165 "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone | |
| 166 is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be | |
| 167 created in the form of computer programs." | |
| 168 -- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_ | |
| 169 ----- |