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date Sat, 21 Apr 2012 12:46:35 +0000
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1 The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane:
2 Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless
3 you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you
4 is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the
5 unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome.
6 -----
7 You are here:
8 ***
9 ***
10 *********
11 *******
12 *****
13 ***
14 *
15
16 But you're not all there.
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18 It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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20 I don't know what Descartes' got,
21 But booze can do what Kant cannot.
22 -- Mike Cross
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24 It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.
25 -- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's
26 [Also attributed to David Merrick. Ed.]
27
28 It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
29 -- Gore Vidal
30 [Great minds think alike? Ed.]
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32 BOFH excuse #343:
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34 The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
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36 "Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser."
37 -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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39 /*
40 * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
41 * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
42 * to talk to the University of Mars.
43 * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
44 * ftp to mars will work nicely.
45 */
46 -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
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48 "One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".
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