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date | Sun, 06 May 2012 21:54:03 +0000 |
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1 Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would | |
2 not have chosen a suit by it. | |
3 -- Maurice Chevalier | |
4 ----- | |
5 I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, | |
6 'Round and round they sped. | |
7 I was disturbed at this, | |
8 I accosted the man, | |
9 "It is futile," I said. | |
10 "You can never--" | |
11 "You lie!" He cried, | |
12 and ran on. | |
13 -- Stephen Crane | |
14 ----- | |
15 "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." | |
16 -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse | |
17 ----- | |
18 "You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, | |
19 but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, | |
20 you're an orgasm addict, | |
21 you're always at it, | |
22 and you're an orgasm addict." | |
23 -- The Buzzcocks | |
24 ----- | |
25 No plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff -- | |
26 He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough. | |
27 Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame | |
28 And swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame. | |
29 (refrain) | |
30 Puff, he grew so quickly, while others moved like snails | |
31 And mini-Puffs would perch themselves on his gigantic tail. | |
32 All the student hackers loved that fractal Puff | |
33 But DCS did not like Puff, and finally said, "Enough!" | |
34 (refrain) | |
35 Puff used more resources than DCS could spare. | |
36 The operator killed Puff's job -- he didn't seem to care. | |
37 A gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to be the end, | |
38 But Puff trapped the exception, and grew from naught again! | |
39 (refrain) | |
40 Refrain: | |
41 Puff the fractal dragon was written in C, | |
42 And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory. | |
43 Puff the fractal dragon was written in C, | |
44 And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory. | |
45 ----- | |
46 "I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and | |
47 my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes." | |
48 -- George Carlin | |
49 ----- | |
50 He who minds his own business is never unemployed. | |
51 ----- | |
52 "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." | |
53 -- Voltaire | |
54 ----- | |
55 Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years | |
56 organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. | |
57 -- David Broder | |
58 ----- | |
59 QOTD: | |
60 "Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits." | |
61 ----- |