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date Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:28:59 +0000
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2 Fui comprar um par de óculos, experimentei vários, descobri que nenhum
3 fica bem em mim. Experimentei mais alguns até chegar à triste
4 conclusão de que eu é que não fico bem em nenhum dos óculos. Saí à rua
5 sem óculos e descobri que não fico bem.
6 -- Millôr Fernandes
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8 Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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10 The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
11 is that one of them be good at taking orders.
12 -- Linda Festa
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14 BOFH excuse #389:
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16 /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
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18 Brogan's Constant:
19 People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the
20 front of the bus.
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22 Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature :-)
23 -- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>
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25 "This is the element_data structure for elements whose *element_type =
26 FORM_TYPE_SELECT_ONE, FORM_TYPE_SELECT_MULT. */ /* * nesting deeper
27 and deeper, harder and harder, go, go, oh, OH, OHHHHH!! * Sorry, got
28 carried away there. */ struct lo_FormElementOptionData_struct."
29 -- Mozilla source code
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31 BOFH excuse #347:
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33 The rubber band broke
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35 Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
36 so resolutely pursuing it.
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38 This place just isn't big enough for all of us. We've got to find a way
39 off this planet.
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