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2 COBOL is for morons. | |
3 -- E. W. Dijkstra | |
4 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! | |
5 Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o | |
6 chama ``sumário''. | |
7 -- Franz Kafka | |
8 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: | |
9 (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. | |
10 (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. | |
11 (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the | |
12 first two laws. | |
13 ...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality | |
14 tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. | |
15 -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague | |
16 Idiot, n.: | |
17 A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human | |
18 affairs has always been dominant and controlling. | |
19 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" | |
20 Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? | |
21 A: To stamp out forest fires. | |
22 | |
23 Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? | |
24 A: To stamp out flaming ducks. | |
25 ________________ ______________ | |
26 / \ / / \-___ | |
27 / / \ \ \ | - - \ | |
28 | | | / - \ _ | | |
29 / / \ / / // __ \ | |
30 | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ | |
31 | / \ | //\ __ | | |
32 | | \ \ /// \ | |
33 / | _ | \ // \ | | |
34 | | \ | \ /-- // | | |
35 | | _\ /| / (o- / \| | |
36 | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | | |
37 | | \ / ) / | | |
38 \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | | |
39 | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | | |
40 | | (*___) / | | | |
41 | | _ | (____ | | | |
42 | | //_______/ ####\ | | | |
43 | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ | |
44 \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / | |
45 | ____________/ \____ | | |
46 | / \ | | |
47 |_____/ \___________\ | |
48 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | |
49 / \ / \ | |
50 < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > | |
51 \ / \ / | |
52 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |
53 ( .-, | |
54 / ) .' ( ___ | |
55 //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. | |
56 |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. | |
57 ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ | |
58 / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ | |
59 / \_/| \__/ | ( | |
60 | _\-' _ __ / `. | |
61 \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. | |
62 | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ | |
63 \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. | |
64 `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ | |
65 | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ | |
66 | | |\ / / ` | |
67 _ \ | / `v | | |
68 .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / | |
69 / .---. / `-. \ | | |
70 _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / | |
71 /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' | |
72 `.'_/ hjw | |
73 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, | |
74 since it has no ears. | |
75 -- Marcus Porcius Cato |