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| date | Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:22:06 +0000 |
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| 2 COBOL is for morons. | |
| 3 -- E. W. Dijkstra | |
| 4 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! | |
| 5 Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o | |
| 6 chama ``sumário''. | |
| 7 -- Franz Kafka | |
| 8 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: | |
| 9 (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. | |
| 10 (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. | |
| 11 (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the | |
| 12 first two laws. | |
| 13 ...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality | |
| 14 tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. | |
| 15 -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague | |
| 16 Idiot, n.: | |
| 17 A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human | |
| 18 affairs has always been dominant and controlling. | |
| 19 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" | |
| 20 Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? | |
| 21 A: To stamp out forest fires. | |
| 22 | |
| 23 Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? | |
| 24 A: To stamp out flaming ducks. | |
| 25 ________________ ______________ | |
| 26 / \ / / \-___ | |
| 27 / / \ \ \ | - - \ | |
| 28 | | | / - \ _ | | |
| 29 / / \ / / // __ \ | |
| 30 | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ | |
| 31 | / \ | //\ __ | | |
| 32 | | \ \ /// \ | |
| 33 / | _ | \ // \ | | |
| 34 | | \ | \ /-- // | | |
| 35 | | _\ /| / (o- / \| | |
| 36 | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | | |
| 37 | | \ / ) / | | |
| 38 \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | | |
| 39 | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | | |
| 40 | | (*___) / | | | |
| 41 | | _ | (____ | | | |
| 42 | | //_______/ ####\ | | | |
| 43 | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ | |
| 44 \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / | |
| 45 | ____________/ \____ | | |
| 46 | / \ | | |
| 47 |_____/ \___________\ | |
| 48 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | |
| 49 / \ / \ | |
| 50 < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > | |
| 51 \ / \ / | |
| 52 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |
| 53 ( .-, | |
| 54 / ) .' ( ___ | |
| 55 //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. | |
| 56 |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. | |
| 57 ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ | |
| 58 / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ | |
| 59 / \_/| \__/ | ( | |
| 60 | _\-' _ __ / `. | |
| 61 \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. | |
| 62 | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ | |
| 63 \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. | |
| 64 `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ | |
| 65 | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ | |
| 66 | | |\ / / ` | |
| 67 _ \ | / `v | | |
| 68 .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / | |
| 69 / .---. / `-. \ | | |
| 70 _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / | |
| 71 /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' | |
| 72 `.'_/ hjw | |
| 73 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, | |
| 74 since it has no ears. | |
| 75 -- Marcus Porcius Cato |