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1 Unfair animal names: | |
2 | |
3 -- tsetse fly -- bullhead | |
4 -- booby -- duck-billed platypus | |
5 -- sapsucker -- Clarence | |
6 -- Gary Larson | |
7 --- | |
8 You are taking yourself far too seriously. | |
9 --- | |
10 What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism. It's | |
11 corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and | |
12 magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and, | |
13 most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were | |
14 discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been | |
15 remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint | |
16 of individual rather than collective effort. | |
17 -- Susan Gordon | |
18 --- | |
19 Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness. | |
20 --- | |
21 Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over | |
22 the first one. | |
23 -- Confusion | |
24 --- | |
25 Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got. | |
26 --- | |
27 | |
28 |\ _ _ _ | |
29 | \, | | | | |
30 | |---------------H-H-H----------==< | |
31 | /' / U U U \ | |
32 |/ ( U U U ) | |
33 `----U-U-U----' | |
34 ^ ^ ^ | |
35 big trumpet | |
36 --- | |
37 I am looking for a honest man. | |
38 -- Diogenes the Cynic | |
39 --- | |
40 Manly's Maxim: | |
41 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion | |
42 with confidence. | |
43 --- |