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1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her.
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2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork"
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3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order.
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4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop
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5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
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6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so.
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7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
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8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
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9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence
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10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs?
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11 11) <Lil`Cube> wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? <Quas_NaArt> No. They all go by stage names.
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12 12) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D
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13 13) <GKennethR-L> :d <(I can lick my nose!)
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14 14) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
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15 15) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom
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16 16) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest.
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17 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
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18 18) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
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19 19) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly.
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20 20) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._.
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21 21) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
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22 22) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads
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23 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once
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24 24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
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25 25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
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26 26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers
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27 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler!
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28 28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce!
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29 29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
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30 30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour"
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31 31) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel.
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32 32) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for?
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33 33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced.
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34 34) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
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35 35) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing.
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36 36) <augur> augur: pretty true.
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37 37) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that.
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38 38) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal"
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39 39) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list
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40 40) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary
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41 41) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers?
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42 42) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister
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43 43) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that
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44 44) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective
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45 45) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions
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46 46) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word?
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47 47) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns.
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48 48) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist
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49 49) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
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50 50) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them?
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51 51) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics
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52 52) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize.
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53 53) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you.
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54 54) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear.
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55 55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
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56 56) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
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57 57) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
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58 58) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
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59 59) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
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60 60) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang?
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61 61) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc.
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62 62) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
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63 63) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see?
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64 64) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
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65 65) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
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66 66) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
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67 67) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard
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68 68) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge
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69 69) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has
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70 70) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here
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71 71) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies
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72 72) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis".
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73 73) <fax> im the worst person in the world
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74 74) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys)
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75 75) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
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76 76) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
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77 77) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page?
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78 78) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.>
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79 79) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
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80 80) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
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81 81) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit
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82 82) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too.
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83 83) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins!
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84 84) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy."
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85 85) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday?
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86 86) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter
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87 87) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach
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88 88) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them.
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89 89) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling
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90 90) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed
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91 91) <apollo> Actually, he still looks like he'd rather eat her than have sex with her.
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92 92) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
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93 93) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
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94 94) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome.
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95 95) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :(
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96 96) <Warrigal> I cannot eat meat that isn't flat.
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97 97) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
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98 98) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
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99 99) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE.
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100 100) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
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101 101) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay
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102 102) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename.
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103 103) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
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104 104) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside.
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105 105) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
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106 106) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place
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107 107) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or
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108 108) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.?
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109 109) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future
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110 110) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things...
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111 111) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat
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112 112) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point.
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113 113) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow.
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114 114) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone
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115 115) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ...
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116 116) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?)
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117 117) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole?
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118 118) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
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119 119) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_>
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120 120) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
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121 121) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
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122 122) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther.
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123 123) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though!
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124 124) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
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125 125) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
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126 126) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
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127 127) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists
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128 128) <alise> use "grep --crazy"
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129 129) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :|
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130 130) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
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131 131) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
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132 132) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
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133 133) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
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134 134) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
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135 135) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
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136 136) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
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137 137) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later
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138 138) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
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139 139) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
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140 140) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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141 141) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
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142 142) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
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143 143) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus
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144 144) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
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145 145) <Aftran> I have a feeling iPods still beat me.
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146 146) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil
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147 147) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
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148 148) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
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149 149) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
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150 150) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
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151 151) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
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152 152) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
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153 153) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
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154 154) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it
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155 155) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
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156 156) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
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157 157) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
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158 158) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
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159 159) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
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160 160) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE
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161 161) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
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162 162) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related.
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163 163) <cheater99> you don't have an urethra, you're a girl.
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164 164) <cheater99> incest is best
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165 165) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ?
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166 166) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
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167 167) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
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168 168) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower
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169 169) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery!
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170 170) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
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171 171) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
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172 172) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
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173 173) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
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174 174) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
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175 175) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
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176 176) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb).
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177 177) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense.
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178 178) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons.
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179 179) <ais523> it was too difficult
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180 180) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here.
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181 181) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more
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182 182) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
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183 183) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
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184 184) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
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185 185) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
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186 186) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right
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187 187) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
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188 188) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me
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189 189) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW
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190 190) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..."
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191 191) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no.
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192 192) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN
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193 193) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
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194 194) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
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195 195) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already.
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196 196) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.)
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197 197) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that
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198 198) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
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199 199) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM.
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200 200) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version
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201 201) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
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202 202) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs.
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203 203) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol
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204 204) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus
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205 205) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why
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206 206) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh!
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207 207) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
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208 208) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic
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209 209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
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210 210) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
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211 211) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python
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212 212) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
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213 213) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher.
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214 214) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into.
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215 215) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
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216 216) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway
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217 217) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
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218 218) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
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219 219) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
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220 220) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION!
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221 221) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work.
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222 222) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks
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223 223) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot
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224 224) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so.
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225 225) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead
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226 226) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
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227 227) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/
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228 228) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
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229 229) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS.
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230 230) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
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231 231) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist.
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232 232) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor.
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233 233) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
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234 234) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
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235 235) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes
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236 236) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
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237 237) <Anti-X> i didn't like jquery, until i decided to use it because it made development faster. now i can't go back to women...
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238 238) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER!
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239 239) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage!
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240 240) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
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241 241) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
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242 242) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
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243 243) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
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244 244) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
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245 245) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false
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246 246) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no. <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works.
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247 247) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
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248 248) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious
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249 249) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code.
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250 250) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft?
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251 251) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
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252 252) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
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253 253) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
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254 254) <elliott> nobody link to goatse <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea.
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255 255) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
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256 256) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
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257 257) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant>
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258 258) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors"
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259 259) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?)
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260 260) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
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261 261) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary.
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262 262) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
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263 263) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story.
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264 264) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
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265 265) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment
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266 266) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
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267 267) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
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268 268) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
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269 269) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY
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270 270) <ais523> yay CDE
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271 271) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls
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272 272) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
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273 273) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money
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274 274) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid
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275 275) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full
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276 276) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!"
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277 277) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
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278 278) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
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279 279) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/
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280 280) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp
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281 281) * quintopia sits on gregor
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282 282) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
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283 283) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway?
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284 284) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here.
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285 285) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty
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286 286) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
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287 287) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
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288 288) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
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289 289) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning?
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290 290) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
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291 291) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties
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292 292) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left
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293 293) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now!
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294 294) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay
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295 295) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what
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296 296) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!)
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297 297) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony.
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298 298) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos.
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299 299) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required
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300 300) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported?
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301 301) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
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302 302) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
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303 303) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension
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304 304) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4
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305 305) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1.
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306 306) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero
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307 307) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P
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308 308) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
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309 309) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science!
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310 310) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
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311 311) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows."
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312 312) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of
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313 313) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
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314 314) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
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315 315) * yorick has quit (K-Lined)
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316 316) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
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317 317) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult
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318 318) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them
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319 319) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet!
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320 320) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
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321 321) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS
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322 322) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia
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323 323) * elliott injects coke into his testicles
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324 324) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
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325 325) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG"
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326 326) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice.
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327 327) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
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328 328) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity
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329 329) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich
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330 330) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
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331 331) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that.
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332 332) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation.
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333 333) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen
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334 334) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
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335 335) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
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336 336) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
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337 337) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
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338 338) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
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339 339) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
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340 340) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you
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341 341) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric.
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342 342) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
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343 343) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
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344 344) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive
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345 345) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then
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346 346) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn
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347 347) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet
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348 348) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate.
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349 349) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
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350 350) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something
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351 351) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards.
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352 352) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN
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353 353) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle".
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354 354) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar
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355 355) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children.
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356 356) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
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357 357) <oklopol> i'm really sleep
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358 358) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies.
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359 359) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity
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360 360) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw.
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361 361) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it.
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362 362) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream)
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363 363) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder
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364 364) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
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365 365) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards"
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366 366) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards.
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367 367) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101
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368 368) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual.
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369 369) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me
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370 370) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
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371 371) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
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372 372) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims
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373 373) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking
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374 374) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
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375 375) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history
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376 376) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P
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377 377) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category
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378 378) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea
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379 379) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho
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380 380) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON
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381 381) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons
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382 382) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb
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383 383) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME
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384 384) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets?
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385 385) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up
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386 386) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it?
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387 387) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer
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388 388) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
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389 389) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2
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390 390) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed
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391 391) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock.
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392 392) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock
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393 393) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
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394 394) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things
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395 395) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter
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396 396) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method
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397 397) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
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398 398) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track
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399 399) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
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400 400) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
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401 401) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries.
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402 402) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
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403 403) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup
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404 404) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago"
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405 405) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one
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406 406) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two
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407 407) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/
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408 408) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.>
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409 409) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so
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410 410) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion.
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411 411) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES.
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412 412) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit
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413 413) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page
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414 414) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last
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415 415) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
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416 416) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
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417 417) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django
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418 418) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
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419 419) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame.
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420 420) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle.
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421 421) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome
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422 422) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now.
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423 423) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old
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424 424) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
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425 425) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace."
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426 426) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back.
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427 427) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice.
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428 428) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
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429 429) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER
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430 430) <Phantom_Hoover> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 <Phantom_Hoover> APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN <Gregor> APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
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431 431) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
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432 432) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
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433 433) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring
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434 434) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
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435 435) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob
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436 436) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies
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437 437) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs.
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438 438) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long
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439 439) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
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440 440) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult
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441 441) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management"
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442 442) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world.
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443 443) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well
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444 444) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
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445 445) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water?
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446 446) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger.
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447 447) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good
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448 448) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
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449 449) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs?
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450 450) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy
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451 451) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck.
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452 452) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit
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453 453) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock
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454 454) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts.
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455 455) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes
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456 456) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
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457 457) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D
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458 458) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
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459 459) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week
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460 460) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k
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461 461) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops
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462 462) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing
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463 463) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
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464 464) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over
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465 465) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born.
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466 466) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
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467 467) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way'
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468 468) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right!
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469 469) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P
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470 470) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales
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471 471) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
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472 472) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
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473 473) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
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474 474) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
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475 475) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells.
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476 476) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
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477 477) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
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478 478) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
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479 479) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container.
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480 480) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
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481 481) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
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482 482) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago
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483 483) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
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484 484) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling.
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485 485) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started
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486 486) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s
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487 487) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
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488 488) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different
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489 489) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best
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490 490) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really
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491 491) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place
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492 492) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything.
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493 493) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
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494 494) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for!
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495 495) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered.
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496 496) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
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497 497) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse.
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498 498) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it
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499 499) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
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500 500) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way
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501 501) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane.
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502 502) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
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503 503) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
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504 504) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer.
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505 505) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED
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506 506) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
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507 507) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
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508 508) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that)
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509 509) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L.
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510 510) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
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511 511) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
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512 512) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise
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513 513) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw.
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514 514) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration
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515 515) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
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516 516) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
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517 517) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist
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518 518) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian!
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519 519) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to.
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520 520) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE.
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521 521) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
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522 522) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P
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523 523) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
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524 524) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace
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525 525) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints?
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526 526) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL!
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527 527) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
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528 528) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins?
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529 529) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___|
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530 530) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
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531 531) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
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532 532) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
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533 533) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
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534 534) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so...
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535 535) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory"
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536 536) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL
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537 537) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything
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538 538) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
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539 539) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian.
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540 540) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
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541 541) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
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542 542) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new
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543 543) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes
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544 544) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
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545 545) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
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546 546) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering
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547 547) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!!
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548 548) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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549 549) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age.
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550 550) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
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551 551) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
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552 552) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
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553 553) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
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554 554) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all.
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555 555) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear.
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556 556) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
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557 557) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
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558 558) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD."
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559 559) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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560 560) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
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561 561) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
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562 562) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
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563 563) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
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564 564) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books
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565 565) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy
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566 566) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most.
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567 567) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead
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568 568) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane
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569 569) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
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570 570) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
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571 571) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
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572 572) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
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573 573) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
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574 574) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough
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575 575) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
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576 576) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used
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577 577) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule"
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578 578) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
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579 579) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him
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580 580) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question
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581 581) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet?
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582 582) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think
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583 583) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha
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584 584) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP??????
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585 585) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST
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586 586) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
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587 587) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
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588 588) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
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589 589) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible)
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590 590) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up
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591 591) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol.
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592 592) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
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593 593) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out
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594 594) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
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595 595) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions.
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596 596) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language
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597 597) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
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598 598) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads
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599 599) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though.
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600 600) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful
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601 601) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this
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602 602) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
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603 603) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh
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604 604) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same.
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605 605) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture.
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606 606) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it
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607 607) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
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608 608) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released.
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609 609) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big
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610 610) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk
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611 611) <Gregor> ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM, INDIANA? <Gregor> That's three today. <elliott> Gregor: It FEELS like it should be a really simple fix :P
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612 612) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
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613 613) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
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614 614) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
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615 615) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons.
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616 616) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know
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617 617) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
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618 618) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU".
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619 619) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
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620 620) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D
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621 621) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control.
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622 622) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
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623 623) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever."
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624 624) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is
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625 625) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
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626 626) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
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627 627) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
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628 628) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
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629 629) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
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630 630) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
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631 631) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him
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632 632) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
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633 633) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
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634 634) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
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635 635) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
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636 636) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
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637 637) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
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638 638) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages
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639 639) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
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640 640) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though?
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641 641) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner
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642 642) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/
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643 643) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
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644 644) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense
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645 645) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_;
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646 646) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
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647 647) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
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648 648) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
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649 649) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
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650 650) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again
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651 651) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
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652 652) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
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653 653) <Gregor> IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL K-LINE YOU TO THE AETHEREAL PLANE
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654 654) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
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655 655) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
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656 656) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2".
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657 657) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep
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658 658) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it
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659 659) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
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660 660) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables
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661 661) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed.
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662 662) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse.
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663 663) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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664 664) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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665 665) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books.
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666 666) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind.
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667 667) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters.
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668 668) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac.
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669 669) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
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670 670) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on.
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671 671) <myndzi> lol :(
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672 672) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device."
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673 673) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does
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674 674) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
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675 675) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive
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676 676) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr
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677 677) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all
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678 678) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure
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679 679) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable.
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680 680) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
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681 681) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
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682 682) <monqy> i agree with elliott
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683 683) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples
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684 684) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached?
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685 685) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also.
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686 686) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be?
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687 687) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life.
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688 688) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two
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689 689) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
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690 690) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny"
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691 691) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
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692 692) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand.
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693 693) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
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694 694) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate
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695 695) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
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696 696) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
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697 697) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any
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698 698) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming
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699 699) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.)
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700 700) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away.
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701 701) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are.
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702 702) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
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