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1 1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her.
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2 2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork"
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3 3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order.
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4 4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop
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5 5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
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6 6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so.
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7 7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
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8 8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
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9 9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence
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10 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs?
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11 11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D
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12 12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
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13 13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom
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14 14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest.
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15 15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
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16 16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
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17 17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly.
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18 18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._.
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19 19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
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20 20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads
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21 21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once
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22 22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
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23 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
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24 24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers
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25 25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler!
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26 26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce!
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27 27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
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28 28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour"
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29 29) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel.
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30 30) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for?
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31 31) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced.
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32 32) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
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33 33) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing.
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34 34) <augur> augur: pretty true.
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35 35) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that.
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36 36) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal"
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37 37) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list
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38 38) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary
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39 39) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers?
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40 40) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister
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41 41) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that
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42 42) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective
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43 43) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions
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44 44) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word?
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45 45) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns.
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46 46) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
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47 47) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them?
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48 48) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics
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49 49) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize.
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50 50) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you.
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51 51) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear.
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52 52) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
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53 53) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
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54 54) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
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55 55) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
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56 56) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
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57 57) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang?
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58 58) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc.
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59 59) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
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60 60) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see?
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61 61) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
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62 62) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
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63 63) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
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64 64) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard
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65 65) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge
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66 66) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has
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67 67) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here
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68 68) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies
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69 69) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis".
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70 70) <fax> im the worst person in the world
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71 71) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys)
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72 72) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
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73 73) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
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74 74) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page?
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75 75) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.>
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76 76) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
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77 77) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
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78 78) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit
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79 79) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too.
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80 80) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins!
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81 81) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy."
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82 82) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday?
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83 83) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter
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84 84) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach
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85 85) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them.
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86 86) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling
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87 87) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed
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88 88) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
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89 89) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
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90 90) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome.
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91 91) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :(
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92 92) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
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93 93) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
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94 94) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE.
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95 95) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
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96 96) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay
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97 97) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename.
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98 98) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
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99 99) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside.
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100 100) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
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101 101) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place
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102 102) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or
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103 103) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.?
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104 104) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future
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105 105) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things...
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106 106) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat
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107 107) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point.
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108 108) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow.
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109 109) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone
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110 110) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ...
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111 111) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?)
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112 112) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole?
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113 113) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
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114 114) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_>
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115 115) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
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116 116) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
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117 117) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther.
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118 118) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though!
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119 119) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
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120 120) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
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121 121) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
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122 122) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists
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123 123) <alise> use "grep --crazy"
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124 124) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :|
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125 125) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster.
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126 126) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
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127 127) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
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128 128) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
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129 129) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
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130 130) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
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131 131) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
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132 132) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later
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133 133) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
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134 134) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
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135 135) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
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136 136) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
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137 137) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
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138 138) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus
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139 139) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
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140 140) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil
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141 141) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
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142 142) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
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143 143) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
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144 144) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
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145 145) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
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146 146) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
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147 147) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
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148 148) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it
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149 149) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
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150 150) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
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151 151) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
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152 152) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
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153 153) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
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154 154) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
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155 155) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related.
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156 156) <cheater99> incest is best
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157 157) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ?
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158 158) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
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159 159) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
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160 160) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower
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161 161) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery!
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162 162) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
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163 163) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
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164 164) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
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165 165) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
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166 166) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
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167 167) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
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168 168) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb).
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169 169) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense.
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170 170) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons.
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171 171) <ais523> it was too difficult
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172 172) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here.
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173 173) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more
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174 174) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
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175 175) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
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176 176) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
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177 177) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
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178 178) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right
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179 179) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
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180 180) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me
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181 181) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW
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182 182) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..."
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183 183) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no.
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184 184) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN
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185 185) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
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186 186) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already.
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187 187) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.)
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188 188) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that
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189 189) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
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190 190) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM.
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191 191) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version
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192 192) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
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193 193) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs.
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194 194) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol
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195 195) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus
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196 196) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why
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197 197) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh!
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198 198) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
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199 199) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic
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200 200) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
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201 201) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
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202 202) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python
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203 203) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
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204 204) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher.
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205 205) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into.
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206 206) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
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207 207) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway
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208 208) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
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209 209) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
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210 210) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
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211 211) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION!
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212 212) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work.
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213 213) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks
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214 214) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot
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215 215) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so.
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216 216) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead
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217 217) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
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218 218) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/
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219 219) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
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220 220) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS.
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221 221) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
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222 222) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist.
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223 223) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor.
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224 224) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
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225 225) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
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226 226) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes
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227 227) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
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228 228) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER!
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229 229) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage!
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230 230) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
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231 231) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
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232 232) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
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233 233) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
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234 234) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
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235 235) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false
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236 236) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
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237 237) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious
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238 238) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code.
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239 239) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft?
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240 240) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
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241 241) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
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242 242) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
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243 243) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
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244 244) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
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245 245) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant>
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246 246) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors"
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247 247) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?)
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248 248) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
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249 249) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary.
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250 250) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
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251 251) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story.
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252 252) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
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253 253) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment
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254 254) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
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255 255) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
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256 256) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
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257 257) <ais523> yay CDE
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258 258) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls
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259 259) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
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260 260) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money
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261 261) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid
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262 262) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full
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263 263) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!"
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264 264) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
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265 265) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
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266 266) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/
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267 267) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp
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268 268) * quintopia sits on gregor
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269 269) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
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270 270) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway?
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271 271) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here.
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272 272) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty
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273 273) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
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274 274) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
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275 275) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
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276 276) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning?
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277 277) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
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278 278) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties
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279 279) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left
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280 280) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now!
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281 281) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay
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282 282) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what
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283 283) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!)
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284 284) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony.
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285 285) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos.
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286 286) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required
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287 287) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported?
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288 288) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
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289 289) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
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290 290) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension
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291 291) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4
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292 292) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1.
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293 293) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero
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294 294) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P
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295 295) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
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296 296) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
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297 297) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows."
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298 298) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of
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299 299) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
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300 300) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
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301 301) * yorick has quit (K-Lined)
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302 302) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
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303 303) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult
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304 304) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them
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305 305) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet!
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306 306) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
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307 307) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS
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308 308) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia
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309 309) * elliott injects coke into his testicles
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310 310) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
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311 311) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG"
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312 312) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice.
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313 313) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
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314 314) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity
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315 315) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich
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316 316) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
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317 317) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that.
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318 318) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation.
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319 319) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen
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320 320) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
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321 321) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
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322 322) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
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323 323) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
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324 324) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
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325 325) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
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326 326) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you
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327 327) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric.
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328 328) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
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329 329) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
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330 330) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive
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331 331) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then
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332 332) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn
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333 333) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet
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334 334) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate.
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335 335) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
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336 336) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something
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337 337) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards.
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338 338) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN
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339 339) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle".
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340 340) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar
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341 341) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children.
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342 342) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
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343 343) <oklopol> i'm really sleep
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344 344) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies.
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345 345) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity
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346 346) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw.
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347 347) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it.
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348 348) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream)
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349 349) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder
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350 350) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
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351 351) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards"
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352 352) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards.
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353 353) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101
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354 354) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual.
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355 355) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me
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356 356) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
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357 357) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
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358 358) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims
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359 359) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking
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360 360) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
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361 361) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history
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362 362) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P
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363 363) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category
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364 364) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea
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365 365) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho
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366 366) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON
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367 367) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons
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368 368) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb
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369 369) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME
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370 370) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets?
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371 371) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up
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372 372) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it?
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373 373) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer
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374 374) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
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375 375) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2
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376 376) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed
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377 377) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock.
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378 378) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock
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379 379) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
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380 380) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things
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381 381) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter
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382 382) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method
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383 383) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
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384 384) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track
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385 385) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
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386 386) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
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387 387) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries.
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388 388) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
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389 389) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup
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390 390) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago"
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391 391) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one
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392 392) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> 352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two
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393 393) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/
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394 394) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.>
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395 395) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so
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396 396) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion.
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397 397) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES.
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398 398) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit
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399 399) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page
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400 400) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last
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401 401) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
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402 402) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
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403 403) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django
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404 404) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
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405 405) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame.
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406 406) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle.
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407 407) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome
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408 408) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now.
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409 409) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old
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410 410) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
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411 411) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace."
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412 412) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back.
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413 413) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice.
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414 414) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
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415 415) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER
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416 416) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
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417 417) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
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418 418) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring
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419 419) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
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420 420) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob
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421 421) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies
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422 422) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs.
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423 423) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long
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424 424) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
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425 425) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult
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426 426) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management"
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427 427) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well
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428 428) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
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429 429) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water?
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430 430) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger.
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431 431) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good
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432 432) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
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433 433) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs?
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434 434) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy
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435 435) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck.
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436 436) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit
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437 437) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock
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438 438) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts.
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439 439) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes
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440 440) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
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441 441) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D
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442 442) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
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443 443) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week
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444 444) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k
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445 445) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops
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446 446) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing
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447 447) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
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448 448) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over
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449 449) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born.
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450 450) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
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451 451) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way'
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452 452) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right!
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453 453) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P
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454 454) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales
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455 455) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
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456 456) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
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457 457) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
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458 458) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
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459 459) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells.
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460 460) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
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461 461) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
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462 462) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
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463 463) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container.
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464 464) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
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465 465) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
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466 466) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
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467 467) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling.
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468 468) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started
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469 469) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s
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470 470) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
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471 471) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different
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472 472) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best
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473 473) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really
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474 474) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place
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475 475) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything.
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476 476) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
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477 477) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for!
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478 478) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered.
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479 479) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
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480 480) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse.
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481 481) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it
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482 482) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
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483 483) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way
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484 484) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane.
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485 485) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
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486 486) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
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487 487) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer.
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488 488) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED
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489 489) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
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490 490) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
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491 491) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that)
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492 492) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L.
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493 493) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
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494 494) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
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495 495) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise
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496 496) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw.
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497 497) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration
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498 498) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
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499 499) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
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500 500) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist
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501 501) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian!
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502 502) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to.
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503 503) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE.
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504 504) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
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505 505) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P
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506 506) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
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507 507) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace
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508 508) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints?
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509 509) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL!
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510 510) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
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511 511) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins?
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512 512) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___|
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513 513) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
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514 514) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
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515 515) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
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516 516) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
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517 517) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so...
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518 518) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory"
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519 519) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL
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520 520) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything
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521 521) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
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522 522) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian.
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523 523) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
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524 524) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
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525 525) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new
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526 526) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes
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527 527) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
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528 528) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
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529 529) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering
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530 530) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!!
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531 531) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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532 532) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age.
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533 533) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
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534 534) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
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535 535) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
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536 536) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
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537 537) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all.
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538 538) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear.
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539 539) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
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540 540) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
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541 541) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD."
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542 542) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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543 543) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
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544 544) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
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545 545) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
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546 546) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
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547 547) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books
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548 548) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy
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549 549) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most.
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550 550) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead
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551 551) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane
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552 552) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
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553 553) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
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554 554) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
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555 555) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
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556 556) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
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557 557) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough
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558 558) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
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559 559) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used
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560 560) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule"
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561 561) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
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562 562) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him
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563 563) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question
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564 564) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet?
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565 565) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think
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566 566) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha
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567 567) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP??????
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568 568) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST
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569 569) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
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570 570) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
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571 571) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
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572 572) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible)
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573 573) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up
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574 574) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol.
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575 575) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
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576 576) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out
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577 577) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
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578 578) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions.
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579 579) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language
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580 580) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
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581 581) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads
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582 582) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though.
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583 583) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful
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584 584) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this
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585 585) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
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586 586) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh
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587 587) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same.
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588 588) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture.
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589 589) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it
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590 590) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
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591 591) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released.
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592 592) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big
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593 593) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk
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594 594) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
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595 595) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
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596 596) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
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597 597) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know
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598 598) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
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599 599) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU".
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600 600) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
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601 601) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D
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602 602) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control.
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603 603) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
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604 604) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever."
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605 605) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is
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606 606) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
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607 607) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
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608 608) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
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609 609) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
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610 610) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
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611 611) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
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612 612) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him
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613 613) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
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614 614) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
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615 615) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
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616 616) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
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617 617) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
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618 618) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
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619 619) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages
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620 620) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
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621 621) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though?
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622 622) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner
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623 623) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/
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624 624) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
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625 625) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense
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626 626) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_;
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627 627) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
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628 628) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
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629 629) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
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630 630) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
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631 631) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming <monqy> it was hellish <monqy> maybe I should try again
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632 632) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
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633 633) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
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634 634) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
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635 635) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
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636 636) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2".
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637 637) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep
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638 638) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it
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639 639) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
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640 640) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables
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641 641) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed.
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642 642) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse.
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643 643) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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644 644) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
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645 645) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books.
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646 646) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind.
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647 647) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters.
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648 648) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac.
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649 649) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on.
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650 650) <myndzi> lol :(
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651 651) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device."
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652 652) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does
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653 653) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
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654 654) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr
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655 655) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all
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656 656) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure
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657 657) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable.
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658 658) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
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659 659) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
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660 660) <monqy> i agree with elliott
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661 661) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples
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662 662) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached?
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663 663) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also.
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664 664) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be?
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665 665) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life.
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666 666) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two
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667 667) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
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668 668) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny"
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669 669) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
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670 670) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand.
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671 671) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
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672 672) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate
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673 673) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
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674 674) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
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675 675) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any
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676 676) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming
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677 677) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.)
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678 678) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away.
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679 679) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are.
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680 680) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
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681 681) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt
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682 682) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg
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683 683) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov
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684 684) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem.
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685 685) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first!
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686 686) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay
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687 687) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you.
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688 688) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough.
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689 689) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it.
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690 690) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this
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691 691) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
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692 692) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground.
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693 693) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds
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694 694) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
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695 695) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
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