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1 Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
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2 A: 9 edge down.
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4 If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are
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5 going to start thinking you're from New York. :-)
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6 -- Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
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8 Diseases for Kisses (Hyperkarma):
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9 A deeply rooted belief that punishment will somehow always be
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10 far greater than the crime: ozone holes for littering.
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11 -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
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12 Culture"
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14 I don't get no respect.
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16 Assembléia é uma cambada de parlamentares.
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17 -- Millôr Fernandes
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19 "...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the
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20 downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited
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21 awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect."
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22 -- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"
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24 In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
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26 I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
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27 -- Biff Barf
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29 meetings, n.:
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30 A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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32 Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
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33 Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
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