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<tswett> echo \'[11,11,11,15,15,23,12],[5,5,5,3,53,45,16,26,00,20,15,16,22,25,45,91,32,11,15,27,06,01,11,01,47,22,30,13,43,21,11,13,29,61,65,17,19,12,28,17,11,01,23,20,16,20,81,18,32,25,58,22.,1985,10.301350435,1555466973690094680980000956080767,13720946704494913791885940266665466978579582015128512190078...\' > wisdom/code
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1 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
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2 a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
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3 a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
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4 an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."
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5 -----
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6 Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-)
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7 -- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org>
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8 -----
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9 Nunca faça previsões, especialmente sobre o futuro.
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10 -- Samuel Goldwyn
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11 -----
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12 We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
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13 (Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
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14 -----
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15 There is in certain living souls
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16 A quality of loneliness unspeakable,
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17 So great it must be shared
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18 As company is shared by lesser beings.
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19 Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this
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20 That in immensity
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21 There is one lonelier than you.
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22 -----
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23 Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete
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24 vezes mais ou sete vezes menos?
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25 -----
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26 * Caytln slaps Lisa
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27 <Caytln> catfight :P
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28 <LisaHere> Watch it girl, I like that.
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29 <LisaHere> :)
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30 <Caytln> figures :D
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32 Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.
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33 -- Darrell Royal
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34 -----
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35 IBM had a PL/I,
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36 Its syntax worse than JOSS;
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37 And everywhere this language went,
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38 It was a total loss.
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40 ... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this
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41 business, it probably would be gibberish.
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42 -- Thom McLeod
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