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1 I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
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2 -- Chico Marx
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4 "They make a desert and call it peace."
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5 -- Tacitus (55?-120?)
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7 After they got rid of capital punishment, they had to hang twice
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8 as many people as before.
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9 -----
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10 There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
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11 -- Anatole France
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13 +-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+
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14 "In the arithmatic of LOVE, one plus one equals
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15 MONICA AGGARWAL __ everything, and two minus one
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16 mgarg@cats.ucsc.edu >(. ) equals nothing"
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17 University of California | ( /)
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18 Santa Cruz | \___/ )
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19 ( ----- ) >@)_// >@)_// >@)_// >@)_//
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20 \_______/ (__) (__) (__) (__)
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23 -----
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24 From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
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25 -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
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26 -----
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27 Available while quantities last.
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28 -----
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29 The good time is approaching,
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30 The season is at hand.
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31 When the merry click of the two-base lick
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32 Will be heard throughout the land.
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33 The frost still lingers on the earth, and
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34 Budless are the trees.
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35 But the merry ring of the voice of spring
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36 Is borne upon the breeze.
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37 -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886
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38 -----
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39 knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
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40 eye_render_shiny_object.c?
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41 -- rcw
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43 Johnson's First Law:
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44 When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
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45 most inconvenient possible time.
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46 -----
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47 Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
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48 -----
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49 BOFH excuse #69:
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50
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51 knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked
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52 -----
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53 You will step on the night soil of many countries.
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54 -----
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55 Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of
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56 the world. Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to
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57 Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation
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58 Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain,
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59 Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman
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60 Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board. The trick was to
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61 make these calls at noon, in the hope that out-to-lunch executives would return
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62 them at their own expense. Eudaemonic Enterprises, for all they knew, might be
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63 a fast-growing computer company branching out of the Silicon Valley. Sniffing
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64 the possibility of high-volume sales, these executives little suspected that
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65 they were talking on the other end of the line to a naked physicist crazed
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66 over roulette.
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67 -- Thomas Bass, "The Eudaemonic Pie"
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69 What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?
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70 -----
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71 .-~~-.--.
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72 : )
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73 .~ ~ -.\ /.- ~~ .
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74 > `. .' <
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75 ( .- -. )
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76 `- -.-~ `- -' ~-.- -'
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77 ( : ) _ _ .-:
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78 ~--. : .--~ .-~ .-~ }
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79 ~-.-^-.-~ \_ .~ .-~ .~
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80 \ \' \ '_ _ -~
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81 `.`. //
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82 . - ~ ~-.__`.`-.//
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83 .-~ . - ~ }~ ~ ~-.~-.
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84 .' .-~ .-~ :/~-.~-./:
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85 /_~_ _ . - ~ ~-.~-._
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86 ~-.< 22-Mar-1993 19:56
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88 _____
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89 .'/L|__`.
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91 |"+_____":|
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100 |___| /|\ |___| R2 Astromech Droid
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101 `---' |___| `---' - Front View -
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102 `---'
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103 -----
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104 You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
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105 about 10^12 to 1.
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106 -- Ernest Rutherford
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108 Qual é o fim da picada?
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109
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110 Quando o pernilongo vai embora.
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112 !###
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113 ! ### -Michael C. Jeongco-
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116 * _________________!____###________O_______
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118 \O /||-- \ #! // \
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120 \\ LL \ ! ==|| \
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121 LL \ ! // \
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124 -----
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125 Viva cada dia como se fosse o último, um dia você acerta.
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126 -- Millôr Fernandes
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128 This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
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129 actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
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131 A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
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132 demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?"
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133 holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
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134 Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
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135 -- Plutarch
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137 This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix.
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138 Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
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139 Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
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140 win-nt from the people who invented edlin
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141 apples have meant trouble since eden
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142 Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
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143 (By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen Wikholm)
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145 BOFH excuse #402:
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147 Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
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149 BOFH excuse #71:
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150
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151 The file system is full of it
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152 -----
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153 It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the
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154 system. From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine
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155 some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very
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156 sharp, probably not someone here on campus.
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157 -- Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, in
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158 Georgia Tech's campus newspaper after the Internet worm.
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160 A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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161 -- Robert Frost
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162 -----
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163 Protect from light.
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164 -----
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165 "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone
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166 is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be
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167 created in the form of computer programs."
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168 -- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_
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