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2 COBOL is for morons. |
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3 -- E. W. Dijkstra |
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4 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! |
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5 Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o |
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6 chama ``sumário''. |
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7 -- Franz Kafka |
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8 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: |
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9 (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. |
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10 (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. |
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11 (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the |
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12 first two laws. |
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13 ...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality |
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14 tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. |
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15 -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague |
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16 Idiot, n.: |
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17 A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human |
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18 affairs has always been dominant and controlling. |
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19 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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20 Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? |
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21 A: To stamp out forest fires. |
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22 |
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23 Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? |
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24 A: To stamp out flaming ducks. |
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25 ________________ ______________ |
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26 / \ / / \-___ |
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27 / / \ \ \ | - - \ |
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28 | | | / - \ _ | |
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29 / / \ / / // __ \ |
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30 | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ |
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31 | / \ | //\ __ | |
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32 | | \ \ /// \ |
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33 / | _ | \ // \ | |
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34 | | \ | \ /-- // | |
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35 | | _\ /| / (o- / \| |
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36 | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | |
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37 | | \ / ) / | |
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38 \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | |
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39 | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | |
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40 | | (*___) / | | |
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41 | | _ | (____ | | |
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42 | | //_______/ ####\ | | |
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43 | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ |
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44 \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / |
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45 | ____________/ \____ | |
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46 | / \ | |
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47 |_____/ \___________\ |
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48 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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49 / \ / \ |
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50 < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > |
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51 \ / \ / |
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52 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ |
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53 ( .-, |
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54 / ) .' ( ___ |
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55 //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-. |
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56 |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. |
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57 ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ |
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58 / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ |
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59 / \_/| \__/ | ( |
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60 | _\-' _ __ / `. |
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61 \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `. |
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62 | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ |
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63 \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `. |
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64 `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ |
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65 | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\ |
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66 | | |\ / / ` |
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67 _ \ | / `v | |
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68 .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / |
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69 / .---. / `-. \ | |
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70 _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / |
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71 /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' |
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72 `.'_/ hjw |
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73 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, |
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74 since it has no ears. |
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75 -- Marcus Porcius Cato |