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<b_jonas> learn Elendil decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by navigating to the undying lands and appealing to the Valar, but then he changed his mind, saved his family only and founded a new empire in Middle-earth.
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1 Unfair animal names: |
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3 -- tsetse fly -- bullhead |
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4 -- booby -- duck-billed platypus |
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5 -- sapsucker -- Clarence |
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6 -- Gary Larson |
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7 --- |
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8 You are taking yourself far too seriously. |
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9 --- |
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10 What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism. It's |
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11 corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and |
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12 magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and, |
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13 most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were |
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14 discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been |
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15 remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint |
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16 of individual rather than collective effort. |
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17 -- Susan Gordon |
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18 --- |
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19 Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness. |
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20 --- |
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21 Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over |
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22 the first one. |
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23 -- Confusion |
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24 --- |
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25 Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got. |
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26 --- |
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28 |\ _ _ _ |
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29 | \, | | | |
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30 | |---------------H-H-H----------==< |
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31 | /' / U U U \ |
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32 |/ ( U U U ) |
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33 `----U-U-U----' |
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34 ^ ^ ^ |
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35 big trumpet |
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36 --- |
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37 I am looking for a honest man. |
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38 -- Diogenes the Cynic |
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39 --- |
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40 Manly's Maxim: |
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41 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion |
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42 with confidence. |
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43 --- |