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<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---' >> tmp.lolo; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo
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2 TANSTAAFL |
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3 --- |
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4 No pig should go sky diving during monsoon |
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5 For this isn't really the norm. |
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6 But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon, |
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7 So what? Any pork in a storm. |
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9 No pig should go sky diving during monsoon, |
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10 It's risky enough when the weather is fine. |
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11 But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar |
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12 Cast even more perils before swine. |
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13 --- |
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14 Ever since I was a young boy, |
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15 I've hacked the ARPA net, |
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16 From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, |
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17 Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, |
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18 But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, |
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19 On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, |
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20 That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, |
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21 Sure sends a mean packet. Never uses lint, |
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22 That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, |
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23 Sure sends a mean packet. |
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24 He's a UNIX wizard, |
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25 There has to be a twist. |
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26 The UNIX wizard's got Ain't got no distractions, |
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27 Unlimited space on disk. Can't hear no whistles or bells, |
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28 How do you think he does it? Can't see no message flashing, |
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29 I don't know. Types by sense of smell, |
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30 What makes him so good? Those crazy little programs, |
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31 The proper bit flags set, |
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32 That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, |
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33 Sure sends a mean packet. |
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34 -- UNIX Wizard |
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35 --- |
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36 Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. |
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37 --- |
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38 Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. |
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39 --- |
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40 If it happens once, it's a bug. |
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41 If it happens twice, it's a feature. |
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42 If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy. |
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43 --- |
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44 Your sister swims out to meet troop ships. |
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45 --- |
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46 For adult education nothing beats children. |
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47 --- |
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48 In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. |
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49 --- |
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50 The system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday. |
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51 --- |