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1 ==> wisdom/? <==
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2 ? is wisdom
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4 ==> wisdom/ais523 <==
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5 ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented.
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7 ==> wisdom/augur <==
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8 augur took no cakes.
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10 ==> wisdom/banach-tarski <==
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11 "Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
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13 ==> wisdom/c <==
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14 C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
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16 ==> wisdom/cakeprophet <==
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17 :>
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19 ==> wisdom/category <==
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20 Categories are just categories.
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22 ==> wisdom/coppro <==
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23 coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.
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25 ==> wisdom/egobot <==
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26 EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.
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28 ==> wisdom/elliott <==
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29 elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things?
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31 ==> wisdom/esoteric <==
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32 This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.
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34 ==> wisdom/everyone <==
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35 Everyone in here is mad.
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36
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37 ==> wisdom/finland <==
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38 Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
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40 ==> wisdom/finns <==
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41 Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').
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43 ==> wisdom/fizzie <==
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44 fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.
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45
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46 ==> wisdom/flower <==
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47 flower. what IS a flower?
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48
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49 ==> wisdom/friendship <==
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50 friendship wisdom
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52 ==> wisdom/functor <==
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53 Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories
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55 ==> wisdom/fungot <==
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56 fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.
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58 ==> wisdom/glogbot <==
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59 glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.
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60
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61 ==> wisdom/gregor <==
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62 Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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64 ==> wisdom/hackego <==
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65 HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.
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67 ==> wisdom/haskell <==
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68 Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/
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70 ==> wisdom/ievan <==
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71 ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
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73 ==> wisdom/intercal <==
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74 INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.
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76 ==> wisdom/itidus20 <==
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77 itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft
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79 ==> wisdom/itidus21 <==
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80 itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
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82 ==> wisdom/kallisti <==
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83 kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity
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85 ==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <==
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86 lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.
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88 ==> wisdom/mad <==
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89 "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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91 ==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <==
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92 misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯
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94 ==> wisdom/monad <==
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95 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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96
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97 ==> wisdom/monads <==
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98 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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100 ==> wisdom/monoid <==
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101 Monoids are just categories with a single object.
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103 ==> wisdom/monqy <==
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104 The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
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106 ==> wisdom/ngevd <==
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107 =X~q@(ǘjF0߿Nr#SǶa oX
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109 ==> wisdom/nooga <==
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110 nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH.
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112 ==> wisdom/oerjan <==
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113 Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation.
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115 ==> wisdom/oklopol <==
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116 oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."
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118 ==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <==
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119 Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.
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121 ==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <==
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122 Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.
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124 ==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <==
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125 Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.
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126
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127 ==> wisdom/php <==
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128 PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]
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129
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130 ==> wisdom/qdb <==
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131 qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat
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133 ==> wisdom/qdbformat <==
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134 qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
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136 ==> wisdom/quine <==
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137 `? quine
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139 ==> wisdom/sgeo <==
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140 Sgeo invented Metaplace sex.
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141
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142 ==> wisdom/shachaf <==
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143
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144 ==> wisdom/taneb <==
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145 Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard.
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146
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147 ==> wisdom/u <==
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148 u monad?
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149
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150 ==> wisdom/vorpal <==
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151 Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.
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152
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153 ==> wisdom/welcome <==
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154 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page
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156 ==> wisdom/wiki <==
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157 The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
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158
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159 ==> wisdom/you <==
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160 you a haskell
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162 ==> wisdom/zzo38 <==
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163 zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.
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