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<fizzie> ` sed -e \'s|wisdom|bin|\' < ../bin/cwlprits > ../bin/cblprits; chmod a+x ../bin/cblprits
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sat, 07 Dec 2019 23:36:53 +0000
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56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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2 COBOL is for morons.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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3 -- E. W. Dijkstra
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4 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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5 Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o
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6 chama ``sumário''.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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7 -- Franz Kafka
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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8 Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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9 (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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10 (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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11 (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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12 first two laws.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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13 ...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality
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14 tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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15 -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague
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16 Idiot, n.:
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17 A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
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18 affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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19 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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20 Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
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21 A: To stamp out forest fires.
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56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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23 Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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24 A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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25 ________________ ______________
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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26 / \ / / \-___
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27 / / \ \ \ | - - \
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28 | | | / - \ _ |
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29 / / \ / / // __ \
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30 | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \
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31 | / \ | //\ __ |
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32 | | \ \ /// \
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33 / | _ | \ // \ |
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34 | | \ | \ /-- // |
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35 | | _\ /| / (o- / \|
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36 | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ |
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37 | | \ / ) / |
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38 \ || \ / __ |/ / \ |
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39 | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | |
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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40 | | (*___) / | |
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41 | | _ | (____ | |
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42 | | //_______/ ####\ | |
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43 | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/
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44 \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ /
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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45 | ____________/ \____ |
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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46 | / \ |
56d6e92c029a <nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
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47 |_____/ \___________\
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48 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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49 / \ / \
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50 < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D >
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51 \ / \ /
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52 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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53 ( .-,
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54 / ) .' ( ___
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55 //(.-"""-/ /\ ) .-" "-.
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56 |.' _`.\// .-' `..--.
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57 ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \
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58 / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/
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59 / \_/| \__/ | (
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60 | _\-' _ __ / `.
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61 \ ,--7 `.(_)_.| .' `.
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62 | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __
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63 \ | `. / `-. \ ,' `.
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64 `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__
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65 | \ | _.' .--.___.-'`--.\
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66 | | |\ / / `
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67 _ \ | / `v |
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68 .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ /
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69 / .---. / `-. \ |
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70 _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. /
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71 /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.'
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72 `.'_/ hjw
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73 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
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74 since it has no ears.
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75 -- Marcus Porcius Cato