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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
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2 COBOL is for morons. |
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3 -- E. W. Dijkstra |
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4 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! |
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5 Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o |
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6 chama ``sumário''. |
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7 -- Franz Kafka |
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8 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: |
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9 (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. |
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10 (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. |
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11 (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the |
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12 first two laws. |
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13 ...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality |
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14 tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software. |
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15 -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague |
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16 Idiot, n.: |
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17 A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human |
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18 affairs has always been dominant and controlling. |
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19 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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20 Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? |
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21 A: To stamp out forest fires. |
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23 Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? |
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24 A: To stamp out flaming ducks. |
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25 ________________ ______________ |
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26 / \ / / \-___ |
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27 / / \ \ \ | - - \ |
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28 | | | / - \ _ | |
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29 / / \ / / // __ \ |
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30 | ___\ \| | / / \/ // // / /// / \ |
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31 | / \ | //\ __ | |
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32 | | \ \ /// \ |
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33 / | _ | \ // \ | |
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34 | | \ | \ /-- // | |
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35 | | _\ /| / (o- / \| |
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36 | __\ <_o)\o- / __ /\ | |
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37 | | \ / ) / | |
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38 \ || \ / __ |/ / \ | |
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39 | |__ _ \ (____ *) - | | |
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40 | | (*___) / | | |
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42 | | //_______/ ####\ | | |
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43 | / | UUUUU__ ____/ ) |_/ |
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44 \| \_nnnnnn_\-\ (___ / |
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45 | ____________/ \____ | |
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46 | / \ | |
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47 |_____/ \___________\ |
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48 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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49 / \ / \ |
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50 < B E A V I S > AND < B U T T - H E A D > |
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51 \ / \ / |
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52 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ |
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53 ( .-, |
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54 / ) .' ( ___ |
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56 |.' _`.\// .-' `..--. |
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57 ..--/-. .'_` `'-' ___ ( C\ \ |
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58 / /O\ / O\ | .' ```--`-|_/ |
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62 | C._) `.___/' .---._ \ __ |
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64 `--' Y \ | ) `-._.--.__ |
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68 .'`-' `--._) /::___.' \ / |
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69 / .---. / `-. \ | |
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70 _.' _.-' `._ `-. / `. / |
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71 /.--' `-. `. \ `-.__.' |
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72 `.'_/ hjw |
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73 It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, |
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74 since it has no ears. |
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75 -- Marcus Porcius Cato |